My cat pooped in the corner...but which cat did it? I don't know who to punish!
I ran out of ice cream cones. I don't want a bowl... I want a damn cone!
My phone charger is weird. Have to position phone a certain way to charge.
Also, the days are numbered for our dishwasher. It's cleans the dishes mediocre.
got a rash in my pits after traveling. It was the whores' baths I'm sure.
I always change the water after the first 5.