Your First World Problems

[printcraft]

My '99 Grand Cherokee has automatic headlights, the G/f's 2005 Neon does not. I have to remember to turn off the lights and remember to unlock the doors when I park.

My Ridgeline has daytime running lights that I CAN NOT TURN OFF!!!!!!
If you put the e-brake on then start the car they won't come on but as soon as you release the brake they come on.
If you take the bulbs out you get a warning light and chime on the dash.
STOP IT SAFETY NAZIS!

 

[Scout]

I did that to the entire floor in my first sleeper truck I drove over the road. Took about a month for the slipperyness to go away.

But it looked good.

I used to armor-all the bicycle seats of neighborhood kids.

 

[Lee11b]

I used to armor-all the bicycle seats of neighborhood kids.

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[BehindBlueI's]

We had a gift card for Applebee's. How does that place stay in business? "Hi, I'd like the tasteless entree served in the blandest way possible. Can you put the kid's meal on a giant white plate so it looks even smaller, and if you'd not offer any dipping sauces for the chicken strips that'd be great. I'd like a side of empty drink...oh, and can you bring the entrees for three people out in two trips so I can watch people eat? Thanks." Applebee's sucks butts.

Should have ebayed the gift card and went to McD's.

 

[Woobie]

We had a gift card for Applebee's. How does that place stay in business? "Hi, I'd like the tasteless entree served in the blandest way possible. Can you put the kid's meal on a giant white plate so it looks even smaller, and if you'd not offer any dipping sauces for the chicken strips that'd be great. I'd like a side of empty drink...oh, and can you bring the entrees for three people out in two trips so I can watch people eat? Thanks." Applebee's sucks butts.

Should have ebayed the gift card and went to McD's.

And, oh, by the way, we only serve Pepsi.

 

[17 squirrel]

I had to read the owners manual to change the digital clock in my truck today.
You would think in today's modern times it would change itself..

 

[17 squirrel]

And, oh, by the way, we only serve Pepsi.

That would be the only reason for me to go to Applebee's.. I gave up on that place over 15 yrs ago.

 

[Scout]

Tonight's first world problem: I went to Red Lobster for the first time and couldn't decide what to order.

 

[SkinNFluff]

Leaky air ride suspension on my wife's truck..

 

[FWJK]

Ordered my bagel from Dunkin Donuts this morning with extra cream cheese. You think they gave it to me? Nope. Breakfast ruined.

 

[Cozy439]

After the last 2 winters, with numerous snows, I bought a Polaris Ranger w/ a plow to keep the driveway open. This year I have received less than 4" at my house - For the season.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I have a cramp in my foot.

 

[patience0830]

Time to buy a potted plant.

Use the boss's. I did.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I had my fenix pd35 shipped to work. It came priority mail saturday, but usps doesn't deliver to our business on weekends. So now I have to wait until Monday.

 

[Bigtanker]

I had my fenix pd35 shipped to work. It came priority mail saturday, but usps doesn't deliver to our business on weekends. So now I have to wait until Monday.

USPS delivered my Amazon package this morning.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

USPS delivered my Amazon package this morning.

People with amazon prime suck.

 

[Bigtanker]

People with amazon prime suck.

We don't have Prime. Just something we ordered last week.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

We don't have Prime. Just something we ordered last week.

How is this even possible?!

 

[Bigtanker]

How is this even possible?!

Dunno?

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Dunno?

USPS delivering on Sundays? Out here they're open from 8:30-12:30 (lunch you know) then 1:30-3:30 on weekdays. 8:30-10:30 Saturdays.
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