You Are Walking Through The Woods Tomorrow and...

[Jack Ryan]

wait, hang on...which finger nail?

Her favorite.

The one you have been practicing Jerry's "move" with since researching it on the internet the same night it was first broadcast on Seinfeld. It is now painful as you test the counter clock wise finishing swirl in your other hand.

 

[IndyMonkey]

Her favorite.

The one you have been practicing Jerry's "move" with since researching it on the internet the same night it was first broadcast on Seinfeld. It is now painful as you test the counter clock wise finishing swirl in your other hand.

Im getting the top of the bucket off with a stick, or shooting it full of holes with the 12 guage.(gotta use a shotty in early squirrel season because of too many leaves.)

But I will look inside.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Well then it's game over for me...I'm going home and pouting.

French tips aren't cheap.

You trip and fall stepping in to a yellow jacket nest skunks have dug out in the trail because you were staring at your fancy boy fingernails and walking at the same time. The barrel stabs you in the eye and the front sight catches and wedges it perfectly in the socket, It fires as you fumble in agony. The stinging stops as the world slowly goes black.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

No soup FOR YOU!

 

[Benny]

You trip and fall stepping in to a yellow jacket nest skunks have dug out in the trail because you were staring at your fancy boy fingernails and walking at the same time. The barrel stabs you in the eye and the front sight catches and wedges it perfectly in the socket, It fires as you fumble in agony. The stinging stops as the world slowly goes black.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Game over for you.

Just as well, there's like a 3 week waiting list to get into my nail salon.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Move? MOVE?! I'm a man. The World is my bathroom. I just drop trou and let loose.

A buck snorts. Squirrels fall out of the trees laughing. You stand there with your pride in your hands as the pockets of your pants fill with water.

 

[shibumiseeker]

You trip and fall stepping in to a yellow jacket nest skunks have dug out in the trail because you were staring at your fancy boy fingernails and walking at the same time. The barrel stabs you in the eye and the front sight catches and wedges it perfectly in the socket, It fires as you fumble in agony. The stinging stops as the world slowly goes black.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

No soup FOR YOU!

That reminds me, the goats discovered a yellow jacket's nest yesterday. Now that it's dark I gotta go KILL IT WITH FIRE! brb.

 

[rmabrey]

this thread requires to much thought so it sucks, im going back to pick on MArkM for his FAIL

 

[Jack Ryan]

Im getting the top of the bucket off with a stick, or shooting it full of holes with the 12 guage.(gotta use a shotty in early squirrel season because of too many leaves.)

But I will look inside.

The lid comes off easily once you recognise it is the same as every construction sight you've ever worked on. Cutting every other tab off is a common practice to make use of a bucket and resealable lid on the white plastic five gallon buckets plaster comes in.

You quickly recognise this and the prize is yours. You look inside. The bucket is already full of holes, the water from the stream filling it to the same level as it is flowing around it in the rest of the rocky stream. Two pieces of rebar make a perfet X on the bottom and going out through two hole on either side of the bottom and out in to the surrounding rocks, sand and soil of the stream bottom.

It appears the moron who stumble in to the yellow jacket nest and shot his self in the eye left his pants just down stream. It seemed ridiculous when they reported it in the papers last year. This must be where he broke his finger nail. Just as you did.

 

[IndyMonkey]

The lid comes off easily one you recognise it is the same as every construction sight you've ever worked on. Cutting every other tab off is a common practice to make use of a bucket and resealable lid on the white plastic five gallon buckets plaster comes in.

You quickly recognise this and the prize is yours. You look inside. The bucket is already full of holes, the water from the stream filling it to the same level as it is flowing around it in the rest of the rocky stream. Two pieces of rebar make a perfet X on the bottom and going out through two hole on either side of the bottom and out in to the surrounding rocks, sand and soil of the stream bottom.

It appears the moron who stumble in to the yellow jacket nest and shot his self in the eye left his pants just down stream. It seemed ridiculous when they reported it in the papers last year. This must be where he broke his finger nail. Just as you did.

Next time could you just link the article to story?

 

[Jack Ryan]

this thread requires to much thought so it sucks, im going back to pick on MArkM for his FAIL

You tripped as your foot tangled in the seat belt getting out of the truck. Flopping like a fish in the bottom of the boat you kicked the shifter out of park and the truck rolled across the road, over your head, and in to the ditch.

Lawrence county Sheriff department will report it as the worst case of suicide they've seen all year.

Your new 1911 you convinced your wife would make an heirloom piece for the children you'll never have now lies in the briar bush 4 feet further off the path than has been mown in 30 years.

No soup FOR YOU!

 

[indyartisan]

So what is it Jack? Some kind of automatic gold panning device? Irrigation for somebodys weed patch?

 

[tv1217]

I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

 

[Jack Ryan]

So what is it Jack? Some kind of automatic gold panning device? Irrigation for somebodys weed patch?

You look at it curiously with wonder and pray to the Thread Nazi for knowledge but sadly, there's no phone a friend. You are alone and now more dejected and befuddled than ever. Undecide as to what to do next.

Your soup is cooling in the bowl.

 

[Benny]

Seinfeld sucks.

 

[Jack Ryan]

I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

You are now hotter than ever. Your hunting clothing drips with sweat. Your robe and hat are matted and covered with stickers and briars. You look ridiculous and ticks are doing the back stroke down your butt crack. You've lost your rifle.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Seinfeld sucks.

Your dieing thoughts are, "...but even he never shot himself in the eye with his own rifle. I thought they were snap caps. How will my wife and family ever find me. It will have to be a closed casket..."

 

[Jack Ryan]

End of chapter one. I've got company coming early in the morning.

 

[shibumiseeker]

That reminds me, the goats discovered a yellow jacket's nest yesterday. Now that it's dark I gotta go KILL IT WITH FIRE! brb.

Mission accomplished.

 

[tv1217]

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

 

[Whosyer]

WHAT????? I broke a NAIL????

I have dug a pit 35 feet deep through rock with my bare hands (mostly). This weekend we will finish it and then those who said I was crazy will all see! bwahahahahaha*


*see what a 2 year long obsession does to a man?

Bill , is that you?
" It puts the lotion in the bucket"