Would you shoot Sasquatch?

[iChokePeople]

Yup!

I would shoot him with a tranq gun and before I ever let the public know anything about him I would attempt to see whether he was truly an animal or just a sub par/limited intelligence caveman. Attempt communication and understanding.

Brilliant. Trunk monkey just became obsolete.

 

[trophyhunter]

I'd make nice with him, get a good meal under his belt and get him down and registered to vote asap. A real live Bigfoot would make an outstanding conservative political activist, maybe pull some votes our way next time around in the POTUS election.
The Dems already have a bigfoot in the White house, we need our own!

 

[Zoub]

I'd make nice with him, get a good meal under his belt and get him down and registered to vote asap. A real live Bigfoot would make an outstanding conservative political activist, maybe pull some votes our way next time around in the POTUS election.
The Dems already have a bigfoot in the White house, we need our own!

I would also call Allstate Insurance and pitch an idea or two. Mayhem and Bigfoot combine to kick the Geico Caveman's ass.

 

[trophyhunter]

Allstate's new "MAYHEM" spokes person.

 

[Scutter01]

Or minding his own business?

A lot of Squatch territory overlaps areas popular for illegally growing marijuna. How can we be sure he has not eaten like a whole acre of the stuff and is now on some THC fuled crazed munchie attack and suddenly human looks tasty to him.

Shoot first, ask questions later. You can always say you did it to save a Momma Cougar.

I always assume that any Sasquatch I meet is out of his mind on meth.

 

[Zoub]

I always assume that any Sasquatch I meet is out of his mind on meth.

That is kind of a sweeping statement and I am not sure I agree, but many consider marijuana a gateway drug.

So yeah, it could happen but not 100% of them.


PS at this time 60% say shoot 40% invite him to lunch and make nice.

 

[Scutter01]

That is kind of a sweeping statement and I am not sure I agree, but many consider marijuana a gateway drug.

So yeah, it could happen but not 100% of them.

I can confidently and safely say that 100% of the Sasquatches that I have met have been stoned out of their minds.

 

[Zoub]

Lets see what others have to say before we decide on that.

I think when this thread is done (and it may already be!) we will have the makings of a good Shoot / No Shoot guideline for Squatch hunters or potential Squatch victims.

 

[printcraft]

I would not shoot. Chances are that its a guy in a monkey suit if you think you see a squatch. Im not going to jail for shooting a jack hole in a monkey suit.

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This is the reason I have not yet put on my suit and walked through the woods.

Walking through the woods naked might cause me the same problem though now that I think about it........

 

[BarryJaxon]

" If he answers in French, he is toast, so to speak. "
Ahhhh. if he was speaking French He`d probly come out and just lay down!

 

[hooky]

I've never met a Sasquatch that didn't have a really bad drug habit.

 

[Westside]

shoot to wound .a cages sasquatch can a be sold to the circus for a ton of cash a dead sasquatch not so much.

 

[csmith]

I would not shoot. Chances are that its a guy in a monkey suit if you think you see a squatch. Im not going to jail for shooting a jack hole in a monkey suit.

My exact thoughts.

 

[csmith]

I have to admit that I've laughed more reading this thread than any I have read in the Break Room for awhile.

 

[2cool9031]

Yep...I would shoot him! That would be the only way a person could prove that they exist. If there is one there has to be a breeding population.

 

[HandK]

My First wife was a Sasquatch so it is not legal to shoot them!!

 

[fennsta_78]

I don't understand killing something without the need for it to be dead. "If" there are wookies out there I cant fathom a reason to kill one unless it's in self defense. Exploiting death of something for one's financial advantage or fame is deplorable..

 

[PistolBob]

I'd shoot him, my kids would skin him, and my woman would make him into the best damned jerky you ever ate.

 

[Scutter01]

I don't understand killing something without the need for it to be dead. "If" there are wookies out there I cant fathom a reason to kill one unless it's in self defense. Exploiting death of something for one's financial advantage or fame is deplorable..

You know they're imaginary, right?

 

[gunman41mag]

You know they're imaginary, right?

Scutter if you saw me "BUTT-NAKED" You swear I'm a bigfoot, cause I have a hairy back & hairy everything, i'm so hairy you can't even see my butt-crack So maybe they aren't so imaginary