Would have drawn my weapon: Pan handler/drunk beggar/?

[88GT]

Do you tend to assault everyone that tells you to pound a cheeseburger ?
Lucky for you that squirrel was not prepared with a vid cam, You could have been a epic YouTube..

You read it wrong the guy just missed the cheeseburger when CM tossed it to him.

Sound like something a child would do, Not a Sound adult..

You mean like name-calling?

 

[Birds Away]

Life must be pretty spiffy way up on that high horse.

 

[Bluejeeper]

Hey, if the cheeseburgers were from McDonald's, he could be onto something with the "assault" thing.

Couldn't that be considered assault with a deadly burger??

 

[KJQ6945]

When the "I will work for food" signs started showing up I always asked how many cheeseburgers they would like. I will feed folks. One smart a$$ told me to shove a cheeseburger up my a$$.
Quick trip to the drive through and as I rolled back by him he got to wear a cheese burger. My treat. These POS fight for good spots and post up all day disrupting traffic. Stop giving them money and they will go away.

Peace through cheeseburgers!

 

[printcraft]

If the opportunity arises put your hands on that pesky Squirrel or its offspring, And see how well it works out. The pesky chattering Squirrel might just run away, Then again it might bite back...

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Still going. Surprised

 

[MCgrease08]

When the "I will work for food" signs started showing up I always asked how many cheeseburgers they would like. I will feed folks. One smart a$$ told me to shove a cheeseburger up my a$$.

Yep. I've seen it too. Years ago a guy was going around asking passers by for money to get something to eat. Since I worked in a restaurant at the time, I went inside and grabbed a banana and apple and took it out to him. I believe his exact words were, "what the f**k am I supposed to do with this? I want money."

I also like the guys that say, "why lie? It's for beer." My response it's always, "well what do you think I'm gonna spend it on? Why would I give my beer money to you?"

I had one guy tell me I should buy some beer and split it with him. He wanted me to plop down next to him and we'd get hammered together right on the sidewalk. Uh... no thanks.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

I had one guy tell me I should buy some beer and split it with him. He wanted me to plop down next to him and we'd get hammered together right on the sidewalk. Uh... no thanks.

I do that at work all the time.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Thank Jello for squirrels or this thread might have died.

Print, you're killing me!

 

[chezuki]

Do you tend to assault everyone that tells you to pound a cheeseburger ?
Lucky for you that squirrel was not prepared with a vid cam, You could have been a epic YouTube..
Sound like something a child would do, Not a Sound adult..

Don't listen to that guy. He's well known as a typical Internet Bully who would probably **** his pants if a real life scenario happened to him.

 

[Bunnykid68]

We dont have any squirrels in my neighborhood. Lots of rabbits though. We live close to a railroad track and surrounded by fields.

Us rabbits are harmless

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Don't listen to that guy. He's well known as a typical Internet Bully who would probably **** his pants if a real life scenario happened to him.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Dean Winchester.

 

[rhino]

Dean Winchester.

Hmmm. You know the charater name. That suggests that you may watch that show for the same reason I watch "Charmed."

(see what I did there?)

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Hmmm. You know the charater name. That suggests that you may watch that show for the same reason I watch "Charmed."

(see what I did there?)

I actually like the show. Dean is just a bonus.

 

[rhino]

I actually like the show. Dean is just a bonus.

Damn you! Okay, I watch it every week. I admit it!!!

Well, it's on hiatus until January, so I won't be watching until then.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Damn you! Okay, I watch it every week. I admit it!!!

Well, it's on hiatus until January, so I won't be watching until then.

I have to DVR it since I work nights and have a couple episodes to catch up on.

 

[Birds Away]

You guys make a cute couple.

 

[rhino]

I have to DVR it since I work nights and have a couple episodes to catch up on.

I won't spoil it for you.

 

[trailrider]

Too bad OP got trolled right off(although some of you made it very entertaining). I don't ever intend on drawing my gun unless I'm prepared to use it but my hand has felt safer a time or two with it on my gun. Situational awareness is something we all have to practice these days.