What to stock up on in case the election goes badly?

[singlesix]

I don't know where else to put this, but it's both a head-scratcher and funny.

Yesterday my buddy was in Covington and heard a guy from Crawfordsville talking about how proud he was that he voted for Hillary, but then said that after he voted he went straight to Big R to buy ammo because "those damn Democrats" were going to try to take his guns away. He was wearing a UAW cap.

Methinks someone is unclear on a few concepts, but at least he was stockpiling.

So the "uneducated white male" does exist!

 

[rhino]

So the "uneducated white male" does exist!

Indeed! In copious quantities!

 

[bb37]

So the "uneducated white male" does exist!

I thought all of them were voting for Trump. At least, that's what the "news" media kept telling us.

 

[bb37]

To that end, what do you suspect your garden variety liberal to be stocking up on right now?

Data plan capacity for their iPhone so they can keep posting their liberal views on social media.

 

[oldpink]

Trust that we will do our part.

Seconded

 

[Expat]

Plan on going to the shipshe gun show Saturday and stocking up on some more stuff...
I could store some more bullets.

 

[RickyG]

The libs are super butt-hurt today. I was at work today and our front of the house manager comes into the kitchen and casually says something like "how about that election? Pretty wild!" Immediately one of my employees goes on a tirade about "even if Trump were assassinated, Pence would be even worse. He hates women's rights, it's my uterus... blah blah blah" So as she's standing there getting no work done while complaining, I say "Hey Jen, get back to work." She then exclaims proudly "YOU'RE the one who started it!!" to which I said, "no, I said absolutely NOTHING. You are just attacking me because I'm the only conservative in the room right now. Now get back to work"

On top of that, the second I walked through the door someone says "we were just talking about you" Me: "oh yeah, about what?" Them: "oh, just how you're going to be insufferable about the election results, being Mr. Republican and all" Me: "Oh, it's whatever"


It's not easy being one of the only conservatives in a sea of antagonistic libtards at work. Especially when you're their boss

 

[warthog]

So the "uneducated white male" does exist!

they are educated, that is the trouble. They think they know all there is to know already, after all they learned it from the interweb or the TV.