What are you wishes for your body after you die?

[mbills2223]

Need another option in that poll.
- Don't care.
I have no wishes at all. It doesn't matter to me now and I'm sure it won't then. But I'm thinking that I won't die before the Lord comes back so it won't matter anyway.

 

[printcraft]

Bury me with my butt sticking out of the ground so the world can kiss my ass.






No really, already an organ donor.

Wife has plans to make me a diamond....... hopefully after I'm dead....

 

[88GT]

I'd prefer the literal dust to dust, ashes to ashes. Just throw me out in the wilderness and let nature take its course.

 

[findingZzero]

Viking funeral @ Eagle Creek on my boat. L'eau Blow.'

Plan B- let me rot in peace.
Plan C- since I won't rot because of all the preservatives I've eaten, suspend me somewhere where there's lotsa traffic as a cautionary tale for whatever you need a cautionary tale (for).

 

[mbills2223]

Wife has plans to make me a diamond....... hopefully after I'm dead....

 

[Llamaguy]

Wooden box, deep hole. I don't believe in the whole mortuary science crap. I don't care how long my corpse looks good, it's just a legacy of pagan rituals and superstitions.

 

[Sfrandolph]

I love the Gulf of Mexico along the Florida panhandle. I told my wife I wanted to be cremated and then the ashes sprinkled in the water offshore. I would really be swimming with the dolphins.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Cremation, dump me in places I enjoyed when I was alive.

Burn me up and throw me in the river so I get to see the world. Or something like that. I don't wanna be in a hole in the ground and people to feel guilty about not coming to see me.

This. This makes the most sense to me, especially you're last sentence.

 

[churchmouse]

Viking funeral @ Eagle Creek on my boat. L'eau Blow.'

Plan B- let me rot in peace.
Plan C- since I won't rot because of all the preservatives I've eaten, suspend me somewhere where there's lotsa traffic as a cautionary tale for whatever you need a cautionary tale (for).

I like "C".......beats the head on a pike thing.

 

[Sainte]

i'm thinking Weekend at Bernies....

 

[usaf64]

Because I spent 37 years in the fire service, I do not wish to be cremated. My wife and I have our plots on either side of our son who died at age 15. Seems like a good place to spend eternity.

 

[raptrbreth]

Told the wife to flick a match on me. Spend the money they charge for funerals these days on something nice. Making me pretty for a hole is just stupid.

 

[CSORuger]

there is another way, Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. A new option is generating interest: dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain.
The process, alkaline hydrolysis, was developed in this country 16 years ago to get rid of animal carcasses. It uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch to destroy bodies in stainless-steel cylinders similar to pressure cookers.

 

[giovani]

there is another way, Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. A new option is generating interest: dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain.
The process, alkaline hydrolysis, was developed in this country 16 years ago to get rid of animal carcasses. It uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch to destroy bodies in stainless-steel cylinders similar to pressure cookers.

Yeah i remember a thread on here a while back about this, to me it's too much like being flushed.

I will take cremation.

 

[AllenM]

I kinda like the ending on "Space Cowboys"

 

[churchmouse]

Yeah i remember a thread on here a while back about this, to me it's too much like being flushed.

I will take cremation.

Me too. We have our son on the mantle. He passed in 2002 of cancer. No life insurance so we cremated him. Was a painless process with a nice gathering to remember his 31 yrs. so we (wife & I) decided we would do the same thing. My son and daughter have promised to keep us together until such time as as they see fit to either pass the urns along or spread our ashes. Their call. We will not care.

 

[churchmouse]

I kinda like the ending on "Space Cowboys"

Better start building the rocket right now............

 

[CathyInBlue]

Where's the option for "Burial in Space" like James "Scotty" Doohan?

 

[Vince49]

PU

Cremation and scattered. I just hope they find me before I stink the place up!

 

[churchmouse]

Where's the option for "Burial in Space" like James "Scotty" Doohan?

He was just "Beamed Up" yes!!!!!!!!!...............