Victoria's Secret: have I outgrown it?

[LeeStreet]

On a positive note, just saw an 87yo wearing VS. I have decades more to go before I outgrow it

 

[Sylvain]

 

[Giddaltti]

I see or feel no shame, heck were all getting older but for now enjoy one another. Ah, and I have 5 girls and still make the trip into VS along with my better half. With daughters you stand firm with them and accept who they are becoming. If it fits and it's a like it's coming home, haha! Now get in there and shop!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Does Victoria have any Secrets left?

 

[JokerGirl]

I really don't understand all of these 40+ women walking around in the VS "Pink" branded stuff. Their attempts at reclaiming their youth are only met with ugly, orange tans and wrinkles wrapped up in a teenager's clothing.

Their bras I do admittedly buy but really because they are some of the most comfortable underwires I've found that will stand up to going in the washer/dryer.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Their bras are some of the most comfortable underwires I've found that will stand up to going in the washer/dryer.

^^^ THIS

 

[Sylvain]

^^^ THIS

Not sure I wana know how you know that Doc.

 

[PeaShooter]

Uhhh.... I'm sure I don't need to post a "which Would You Rather..." Poll

The gals that buys lingerie from Wal-Mart Vs Vicky's. I'm thinking it would be a runaway win. Kinda like Transformers VS Gobots.

Gobots Suck!!!

 

[PeaShooter]

Victoria's Secret: Have I out grown it?

I don't know, how much weight have you put on? It will stretch SOME......

 

[MontereyC6]

^^^ THIS

So, I went back and reread this thread, and no where does hoosierdoc say that he is shopping with/for his wife. Me thinks he was shopping for himself.

 

[JokerGirl]

So, I went back and reread this thread, and no where does hoosierdoc say that he is shopping with/for his wife. Me thinks he was shopping for himself.

If he is, I wonder when I can see him at Talbott Street for the Friday night show!

 

[Sylvain]

So, I went back and reread this thread, and no where does hoosierdoc say that he is shopping with/for his wife. Me thinks he was shopping for himself.

That's obvious!
Not sure how else he would know their bra are comfortable.

 

[hoosierdoc]

If he is, I wonder when I can see him at Talbott Street for the Friday night show!

I've been there before, not quite my cup of tea

That's obvious!
Not sure how else he would know their bra are comfortable.

Heh. I browse for my wife but she buys her selections instead of mine

 

[JetGirl]

ugly, orange tans and wrinkles

All the while, not understanding that the ugly orange tan is contributing to the wrinkles in the first place.
And besides that... the orange! OMG the orange!!
I just want to holler, "Hey! Willy Wonka called and he needs you back at the factory ASAP!"
Holy crap.

Signed,
Pasty white 40+

 

[JokerGirl]

All the while, not understanding that the ugly orange tan is contributing to the wrinkles in the first place.
And besides that... the orange! OMG the orange!!
I just want to holler, "Hey! Willy Wonka called and he needs you back at the factory ASAP!"
Holy crap.

Signed,
Pasty white 40+

Hahaha another member of the pasty white club here! Dad's a radiation oncologist. He'd kill me, even as an adult, if he ever saw me with one... real or fake.

 

[DanO]

OP - I congratulate you on an honest self-assessment. Often times. people grow out of their clothes by several sizes and continue to wear those clothes! Since you mention V.S. I can only imagine how bad things might have become! you don't want to show up in the bedroom looking like a trawler with overloaded nets! if you have to ask if you have outgrown it- you have.

 

[Colinb913]

Ummm... OP isn't a woman

 

[actaeon277]

Ummm... OP isn't a woman

Or is he?

 

[Classic]

Sometime what mother nature provides is just better than padded, pushed up, plastic "miracles". JMHO.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ummm... OP isn't a woman

Or is he?

I'm the one on the left