Victoria's Secret: have I outgrown it?

[Titanium_Frost]

Your lady will shop (and purchase) at VS? Count your blessings..... And enjoy the scenery.

Mine prefers Cirilla's

 

[hoosierdoc]

Mine prefers Cirilla's

Remind me not to borrow a drink stirrer from you!

 

[cjfarmer]

I used to know a couple girls that worked in there.
Even when I go in there with my girlfriend I still feel like a creeper, and I'm only 20 lol.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Your lady will shop (and purchase) at VS? Count your blessings..... And enjoy the scenery.

For some reason, this reminds me of an old Married With Children episode...in it there was a story line that included a discussion of Victoria's BIG Secret. I think I'll stop right there, before I write something I'll regret.

 

[88GT]

I think I have been inside VS maybe once or twice. The stuff is way too expensive. $70 bucks for something that is going to end up shredded, laying in a heap on my floor? Plus my wife turns me on just as much with her Walmart and Target purchases.

"Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me"

 

[Phil502]

In the good old days south side Chicago taverns had lingerie shows, nice looking girls wandering around selling raffle tickets for whatever they were wearing. When you won you got a fresh set in whatever size you needed for your wife or girlfriend. That was a good time.

 

[chachi73]

Um, why is there a male nurse back by the dressing room taking pictures with his black berry?

you beat me to it, except you added the male nurse thing! funny stuff!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Um, why is there a male nurse back by the dressing room taking pictures with his black berry?

Hah, hah. very funny. It's an iphone and we prefer "murse"

tactical purple

I take way too many pics

 

[theweakerbrother]

I like to go in there and pretend to look for my mom.

 

[hornadylnl]

There was a girl at work that had a part time job at VS. she was telling me to send my wife there for a bra fitting because most women don't wear a proper fitting bra. I teased her about being a tuner from then on.

 

[Sylvain]

I think it's just weird if you are a man and go there alone to buy clothes for yourself.

 

[Ridgeman4]

I think I have been inside VS maybe once or twice. The stuff is way too expensive. $70 bucks for something that is going to end up shredded, laying in a heap on my floor? Plus my wife turns me on just as much with her Walmart and Target purchases.

Yes, $70 for something is worth it!! It's not about you, it's about her! I would be willing to spend $70 to help her feel sexy... because when she feels sexy it's going to be a good night!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

"Do you guys have this stuff in children's sizes?" I imagine that would get the wrong kind of attention, though.

 

[Sylvain]

"Do you guys have this stuff in children's sizes?" I imagine that would get the wrong kind of attention, though.

Maybe not.When I see how some young teens dress they probably do have children's sizes.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

"Do you guys have this stuff in children's sizes?" I imagine that would get the wrong kind of attention, though.

It might depend on your demeanor and tone of voice

 

[marshallartist]

As long as my daughters aren't shopping there I'm okay with it.

 

[VikingWarlord]

As long as my daughters aren't shopping there I'm okay with it.

Most of their sales these days are sweatpants.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I think it's just weird if you are a man and go there alone to buy clothes for yourself.

Cannot, back hair.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Yes, $70 for something is worth it!! It's not about you, it's about her! I would be willing to spend $70 to help her feel sexy... because when she feels sexy it's going to be a good night!!

Naked is free, and it's just as sexy as a $70 outfit.

 

[rgrimm01]

I knew that age had passed, when I was shopping for a gift for my wife, and enlisted the help of a nice looking lady working the counter.
When she said "I'm just trying to think of something my mom would wear", I knew!!

You will know the time is nigh when you are thumbing through a catalog and realize that the models that are catching your eye are the ones in flannel pj's or sweats...