Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

Let's see...by my count we're up to

 

[Frosty]

Family wants to go to Outback tonight....

I'll take a T-bone.

 

[KJQ6945]

Wife's Christmas party tonight, FREE DINNER!!!!

I hope there's bacon................dancing

 

[RedneckReject]

Wife's Christmas party tonight, FREE DINNER!!!!

I hope there's bacon................dancing

Awesome! I might have free dinner if I decide to make a pizza!

 

[KJQ6945]

I'll just wait until someone answers my question in the secret Santa thread.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'll just wait until someone answers my question in the secret Santa thread.

I just did. And no I don't think it's tacky at all if it's close to where you are

 

[Sylvain]

I just did. And no I don't think it's tacky at all if it's close to where you are

Maybe it depends on the kind of gift and kind of work too.

 

[RedneckReject]

Gotta run. See you kids later....way later

 

[Sylvain]

Gotta run. See you kids later....way later

Dont get lost.Be safe.

 

[KJQ6945]

I just did. And no I don't think it's tacky at all if it's close to where you are

i knew you'd answer it ....eventually.

I'll deliver it Tuesday.

 

[KJQ6945]

Maybe it depends on the kind of gift and kind of work too.

Its an INGO advertiser.

 

[Sylvain]

Its an INGO advertiser.

 

[Frosty]

I discovered something about myself today, and let's just say I'm deeply disturbed by my discovery... I'm way to old to stay up half the night with a baby, then get back up after about three hours sleep to feed him... I'm so tired I honestly feel like I have the flu! I remember staying up for 3 days 15 years ago and just feeling dumb, not like I got hit by a train!

 

[nakinate]

I discovered something about myself today, and let's just say I'm deeply disturbed by my discovery... I'm way to old to stay up half the night with a baby, then get back up after about three hours sleep to feed him... I'm so tired I honestly feel like I have the flu! I remember staying up for 3 days 15 years ago and just feeling dumb, not like I got hit by a train!

It sucks getting old!

 

[Frosty]

It sucks getting old!

aint that the truth! I'm not so sure I don't have the flu, I've felt a little off all day, but tonight it's kicking my ass! Maybe it's one of those puke and poops that only lasts 24 hours, I've had a flu shot so I shouldn't ​have the flu???

 

[churchmouse]

I discovered something about myself today, and let's just say I'm deeply disturbed by my discovery... I'm way to old to stay up half the night with a baby, then get back up after about three hours sleep to feed him... I'm so tired I honestly feel like I have the flu! I remember staying up for 3 days 15 years ago and just feeling dumb, not like I got hit by a train!

And you guy's were calling me old the other night....
I still do that with the twins in the avatar. I will be doing that tonight. Mom and Dad are having a night out and we have the babies. It aint ever over brother.

 

[Frosty]

And you guy's were calling me old the other night....
I still do that with the twins in the avatar. I will be doing that tonight. Mom and Dad are having a night out and we have the babies. It aint ever over brother.

The other day? I as calling you old the last time I was on here... Oh man I need some Advil!

 

[Frosty]

It's official, running a fever right now of 100.4, but it feels like it's gone up... My ears are HOT! I'm gonna lay here and try to relax, I'll see you guys tomorrow

 

[Frosty]

Ok guys, this 24 hour bug is going around, don't fight that first you'll feel much better!

 

[Bennettjh]

Indeed the first puke feels better.