*Upsetting Situation Tonight*

[public servant]

Where is Mars Hill?? That place sounds like fun.

It's a...culture shock. One gas station, one bank, 2 auto parts stores, 2 liquor stores and a bar. Priorities...we have them.

 

[jclark]

It's a...culture shock. One gas station, one bank, 2 auto parts stores, 2 liquor stores and a bar. Priorities...we have them.

Just one bar???
Do they have Livestock there? (not talking about large women)

 

[RelicHound]

It's a...culture shock. One gas station, one bank, 2 auto parts stores, 2 liquor stores and a bar. Priorities...we have them.

sounds like the town I grew up in..we had 1 bank 2 grocery stores 4 bars and 2 liquor stores {on the same street}, and a bait shop.

 

[IndyMonkey]

Just one bar???
Do they have Livestock there? (not talking about large women)

Yes, but they are on the grass hill side of the dump.

 

[Roadie]

I delivered pizza's in Mars Hill for a few months. I never had any issues. Actually I would get better tips from some broken down, porch falling in, "Mars Hillian" than I did when I delivered to the new editions nearby.

 

[jclark]

Yes, but they are on the grass hill side of the dump.

If I moved to the Indy area, That's where I would move.

Are there very many girls there with little or no morals??
If so, then I'm in!

 

[Roadie]

If I moved to the Indy area, That's where I would move.

Are there very many girls there with little or no molars??
If so, then I'm in!

Fixed that for ya

 

[RelicHound]

If I moved to the Indy area, That's where I would move.

Are there very many girls there with little or no morals??
If so, then I'm in!

yes there are! but I hear most of them have panty crickets.

 

[SavageEagle]

Where is Mars Hill?? That place sounds like fun.

If you're a white crackhead gangsta wannabe... Sorta like Malibu's Most Wanted...

It's a...culture shock. One gas station, one bank, 2 auto parts stores, 2 liquor stores and a bar. Priorities...we have them.

You forgot about all the... wait, no, that's gone... Oh yea, there's that one... nope. Well you do have some nice crack houses that you'd never know was a crack house. That counts right?

I delivered pizza's in Mars Hill for a few months. I never had any issues. Actually I would get better tips from some broken down, porch falling in, "Mars Hillian" than I did when I delivered to the new editions nearby.

Seriously though, Roadie aint kiddin. I broke down in Mars Hill and a couple guys pushed me over to Holt and fixed me up for nothing. Broke down in Greenwood.... Nothing. Not even a "Do you need to use a cell phone?"...

 

[public servant]

If I moved to the Indy area, That's where I would move.

Are there very many girls there with little or no morals??
If so, then I'm in!

Absolutely...no morals...or teeth.

 

[IndyMonkey]

Fixed that for ya

Holy **** thats the post of the night for me.

 

[public servant]

Do you know what you call a "hot" woman in Mars Hill??




Lost...

 

[Field King]

Do you know what you call a "hot" woman in Mars Hill??




Lost...

please tell!

 

[RelicHound]

please tell!

*wooosh* swing an a miss.

 

[public servant]

*wooosh* swing an a miss.

Striiiiiiiiike 3...

 

[Roadie]

Holy **** thats the post of the night for me.

Thank you, thank you. be sure and tip your bartenders and waitresses. Take care of them for taking care of you!

Try the veal, two shows nightly, I'll be here all week!

 

[IndyMonkey]

please tell!

Ouch.

 

[Roadie]

please tell!

 

[Zoub]

I read page 1 and page 18, don't waste my time here............is it worth reading the pages in between? Be honest.

 

[public servant]

[strike]The good thing about Mars hill is the "tube top" is still popular.[/strike]

The bad thing about Mars Hill is the "tube top" is still popular...