TRT (Totally Random Thoughts)

[kawtech87]

Canadian INGOing? Sweet!

 

[Mark 1911]

Canadian INGOing? Sweet!

Yep. An American working on the road in Canada, but still counts as Canadian INGOing!

 

[The Keymaster]

Buy a goat!

Which is worse, mowing the grass, or cleaning up goat ?

 

[Mark 1911]

Here's a totally random thought for ya....

 

[kawtech87]

I've always liked the slogan: In God we trust, All others pay cash.

 

[JetGirl]

I've always liked the slogan: In God we trust, All others pay cash.

That was a book that was renamed for the movie "A Christmas Story" (You'll shoot your eye out, kid!) .

 

[kawtech87]

Beer, burgers, braughts, and beans. The first cookout of the year. Finally!

 

[kawtech87]

People are strange when you're a stranger.

 

[gungirl65]

Flowers are just weeds that people think are pretty.

Since they are pretty they get to be called flowers. I like them in the yard where they belong but I don't care for them as a gift.

 

[pirate]

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere...Chew on that for awhile. (Figuratively.)

 

[CathyInBlue]

This catalogue I found
Sells roaches by the pound.
There are things that you can do
With Bengay, Nair, and superglue,
A package of indellible dye.
Why oh why would a guy such as I
Buy indellible dye, blue as the sky?
Don't ask me why.

 

[gungirl65]

I used to think I might be a little peculiar until I visited this thread. Now I am convinced that I'm not so weird after all. Or perhaps that is why I get along with many of you so well.

 

[JetGirl]

Mother/Daughter day to celebrate my girl's 21st in 4...3...2...1...

 

[kawtech87]

Mother/Daughter day to celebrate my girl's 21st in 4...3...2...1...

Jetgirl can now begin training her daughter in the ancient art of "Drunken Monkey"!

Congrats to you and your daughter! Hope you have a safe and fun b-day party!

 

[kawtech87]

I used to think I might be a little peculiar until I visited this thread. Now I am convinced that I'm not so weird after all. Or perhaps that is why I get along with many of you so well.

Pfft. You think you are weird? Hell I KNOW I am. I am honesty fairly mild online compared to me in real life. I'm just lucky my fiancé is as weird as I am or it would never work.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I used to think I might be a little peculiar until I visited this thread. Now I am convinced that I'm not so weird after all. Or perhaps that is why I get along with many of you so well.

Hey! Wait just a cotton picking moment.













OK. Continue.

 

[Snapdragon]

Boy, I haven't seen a hickey that nasty in a long time. Stay classy, Aldi check-out girl.

 

[Lectric102002]

Boy, I haven't seen a hickey that nasty in a long time. Stay classy, Aldi check-out girl.

Yeah, it's a lost art.

 

[JetGirl]

Boy, I haven't seen a hickey that nasty in a long time. Stay classy, Aldi check-out girl.

Mmmm...broken blood vessels and clotted blood mass pooling into splotchy bruised tissue. Sexayyy.

 

[kawtech87]

I never in my life thought I would care about flowers. Until now. Last year my fiance and I put a lot of work into our front yard and planted tulips and daffodils and they just started blooming for the first time this year last week. Now its cold and snowing again and I don't want our flowers to freeze. The other bulbs we planted a few weeks ago (I think star gazer lillys and gladiolas if I remember right) I'm not worried about.

It's just funny because 16yo me wouldn't have cared one bit about the flowers in the garden. Now 26yo me is worried about our pretty little plants.

Funny what 10 years and a woman can change a man into ain't it?