TRT (Totally Random Thoughts)

[kawtech87]

No, I own 2 newer models. 1 upright and 1 chest type. it's quite annoying. At 3am it's hard to identify which case is hot pockets, which is burritos, and which is pizza rolls.

Grab all three and make a party platter.

 

[kawtech87]

Complete this sentence:

Because of snow my kids have been at Grandma's house for two days and my wife and I still haven't ______________.

had a quite candle lite dinner together.

 

[jagee]

Complete this sentence:

Because of snow my kids have been at Grandma's house for two days and my wife and I still haven't ______________.

cleaned the kitchen.

 

[cook5oh]

Complete this sentence:

Because of snow my kids have been at Grandma's house for two days and my wife and I still haven't ______________.

"Buried the dead body out back."

 

[Sgtusmc]

Complete this sentence:

Because of snow my kids have been at Grandma's house for two days and my wife and I still haven't ______________.

cared about when they ever come back

 

[nakinate]

Complete this sentence:

Because of snow my kids have been at Grandma's house for two days and my wife and I still haven't ______________.

That sucks.

 

[Bunnykid68]

A platypus is not as dangerous as a venomous duck

 

[kawtech87]

That sucks.

Actually, from the way he worded it, it kinda sounds like she doesn't. Or hasn't recently anyway.

 

[jagee]

Frankenstein never scared me...

 

[eric001]

If there's no such thing as "beyond infinity", then where the heck is Buzz Lightyear off to???????????

 

[nakinate]

Actually, from the way he worded it, it kinda sounds like she doesn't. Or hasn't recently anyway.

Zing!

 

[SumtnFancy]

If Godzilla had a son, would he be named Jesuszilla?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Frankenstein never scared me...

But marsupials do,

 

[MisterFurious]

I plan on leaving this world the same way I came into it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

 

[jagee]

Frankenstein never scared me...

But marsupials do,

cuz they're faaast.

 

[nakinate]

cuz they're faaast.

And they could stick you in their pocket!

 

[jagee]

cuz they're faaast.

[video=youtube;kOem0csNqcc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kOem0csNqcc#t=64[/video]

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

Having an emergency poo sneak up on you while you're wearing bib overalls sucks. That is all!

 

[VERT]

Having an emergency poo sneak up on you while you're wearing bib overalls sucks. That is all!

As I get older I have come to realize there is nothing more over-rated then bad sex and nothing more under-rated then a good s#~t.

 

[Mackey]

1 pack of hotdogs = 10 hotdogs
1 pack of hotdog buns = 8 buns

Billy has one pack of hotdogs and one pack of hotdog buns. Johnny has 2 leftover hotdog buns from his last cookout.

How long before Johnny sells Billy his leftover hotdog buns in the INGO Classifieds for 3x what he paid?

Show your work and explain your answer.

Johnny went to Billys house and hollered:
"Hey, Can Billy come out and play baseball"
"Johnny!!" Was the disgusted reply, "You know Billy has no arms and no legs."
"Yeah" snickered Johnny, "Slide him under the door we want to use him as third base."