TRT (Totally Random Thoughts)

[nakinate]

Why?

 

[Sgtusmc]

If there is no such thing as a stupid question, then why are there so many stupid people?

They're too stupid to ask the right questions.

 

[TheEngineer]

To promote math.

They assume you will drop a few.

They assume the kids will want them cut up on a plate

1 pack of hotdogs = 10 hotdogs
1 pack of hotdog buns = 8 buns

Billy has one pack of hotdogs and one pack of hotdog buns. Johnny has 2 leftover hotdog buns from his last cookout.

How long before Johnny sells Billy his leftover hotdog buns in the INGO Classifieds for 3x what he paid?

Show your work and explain your answer.

 

[kawtech87]

1 pack of hotdogs = 10 hotdogs
1 pack of hotdog buns = 8 buns

Billy has one pack of hotdogs and one pack of hotdog buns. Johnny has 2 leftover hotdog buns from his last cookout.

How long before Johnny sells Billy his leftover hotdog buns in the INGO Classifieds for 3x what he paid?

Show your work and explain your answer.

green because chocolate. I used the new common core system.

 

[kawtech87]

How?

They're too stupid to ask the right questions.

What?

 

[nakinate]

green because chocolate. I used the new common core system.

Were you homeschooled?

 

[kawtech87]

Were you homeschooled?

Poblick Skouled.

 

[Sgtusmc]

If you push the 1 minute button on the microwave, wait 30 second, press it again, wait 30 second and press it again...how much time has elapsed?

 

[nakinate]

Poblick Skouled.

 

[nakinate]

If you push the 1 minute button on the microwave, wait 30 second, press it again, wait 30 second and press it again...how much time has elapsed?

1 minute, give or take.

 

[cook5oh]

Not enough time to cook my damn hot pocket!

If you push the 1 minute button on the microwave, wait 30 second, press it again, wait 30 second and press it again...how much time has elapsed?

 

[Bunnykid68]

If you push the 1 minute button on the microwave, wait 30 second, press it again, wait 30 second and press it again...how much time has elapsed?

43

 

[nakinate]

How old is the color orange?

 

[Sgtusmc]

This statement is not true

 

[Mark-DuCo]

"We all know that the moon is not made of green cheese, but what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?"

 

[Sgtusmc]

I know everything about nothing

 

[nakinate]

This statement is not true

Unless it is false.

 

[cook5oh]

Why isn't there a sarcasm font?

 

[TheEngineer]

​There is

 

[TheEngineer]

Does anyone else think that the drummer from Def Leppard got better after losing his arm?