Looks like bumpy roads ahead boys and girls. Might wanna pull those craniums out of the rectum canal...
No, it's all OK. They were talking about this on the news tonight, and a nationally recognized dead bird expert said that all of the birds simply got scared by fireworks on New Years Eve and took off. And apparently birds can't see well enough to fly in the dark, so they all crashed into buildings and died.
It would seem that all of those birds which were dead far away from any buildings (such as next to roads) were merely going very fast, and when they crashed into buildings, they simply bounced far away.
So, you see . . . . everything is fine. There's nothing to see here citizen. Move along.