The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[db1959]

( breathing deeply into paper bag) WHAT!!!

I'm sure if something happened someone would have called.

 

[chocktaw2]

You weren't used to all that time away from work

Yeah, but I'm liking it now for some reason. Best not to think about it.

 

[mom45]

Haven't seen the pirate ship in 2 days. Doing ok.

That means you've not been at work much so that is a great thing!

I ain't getting any help here, still wide awake!

Yeah, how is the ship? Still floating high in the water? Where's the booty?

Those midgets better get to work!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Yes, except I can't get to sleep.

I've dispatched my minion of Midget Stripper Ninjas to sneak up behind you, and smack ya with a frying pan, sleep is coming my friend, sleep is coming!!

 

[db1959]

That means you've not been at work much so that is a great thing!



Those midgets better get to work!

or it means for 2 days I didn't give a ****!

 

[mom45]

It's okay dad. Who's going to steal a pirate ship? I don't think there are any real pirates on that lake. DB can give us a full report tomorrow!

 

[chocktaw2]

Wife says I didn't work enough on my time off.

 

[mom45]

I've dispatched my minion of Midget Stripper Ninjas to sneak up behind you, and smack ya with a frying pan, sleep is coming my friend, sleep is coming!!

They really are such dedicated workers. Do they need a stool to be able to reach his head or do they have a long handled pan?

or it means for 2 days I didn't give a ****!

Such an attitude...tsk, tsk....How's psycho?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm sure if something happened someone would have called.

 

[db1959]

Calling it a night. Have a good one!

 

[MikeDVB]

Le sigh.

 

[actaeon277]

Good evening actaeon277!

Hello chocktaw.
Hello everyone.

Sorry for the delay.
They have this weird idea here that I'm supposed to work.

 

[chocktaw2]

I've dispatched my minion of Midget Stripper Ninjas to sneak up behind you, and smack ya with a frying pan, sleep is coming my friend, sleep is coming!!

They better bring their own pan, mine is dirty!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

They really are such dedicated workers. Do they need a stool to be able to reach his head or do they have a long handled pan?

Their stool is very soft, they eat a lot of fiber!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Nite db!!

 

[chocktaw2]

Hello chocktaw.
Hello everyone.

Sorry for the delay.
They have this weird idea here that I'm supposed to work.

I can't sleep. Supposed to be there @ 0400. Maybe I should just go in now and get it over with? This sucks big time.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

 

[KJQ6945]

 

[chocktaw2]

Calling it a night. Have a good one!

Later db!

Le sigh.

Howdy!

Their stool is very soft, they eat a lot of fiber!!

A tablespoon ain't much, unless it's in your shorts.

 

[chocktaw2]

Howdy fellows, I hope you had a good day.