The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[RedneckReject]

Walking in is easy.
You can check out any time you want.
But you can never leave.

Oh. My. God.

Hotel California is in Mordor??

 

[actaeon277]

I'm an Orc.
We get into Mordor easy.
But then they make us WORK.

 

[RedneckReject]

And Frenchie I don't wanna hear about your coffee. I couldn't make my to go cup this morning because I couldn't find the cup. Everything is everywhere right now. I was so mean at work today

 

[Sylvain]

And Frenchie I don't wanna hear about your coffee. I couldn't make my to go cup this morning because I couldn't find the cup. Everything is everywhere right now. I was so mean at work today

Sorry to hear that.

 

[RedneckReject]

No more work for me tonight. I already put a bunch of stuff away and started on the giant mass of laundry that needs done. It's time for me to relax

 

[actaeon277]

Why does everyone associate themselves with the Forces of Good?
And why are they good?
We're just sitting here trying to feed our families (of orcs), and in walk the good guys, killing everyone I know.

 

[actaeon277]

2, 760 days to go

 

[RedneckReject]

FTR, cotton candy vodka mixed with Dr Pepper tastes like cough syrup. The really nasty kind of cough syrup. Well I won't be doing that again....

 

[Sylvain]

No more work for me tonight. I already put a bunch of stuff away and started on the giant mass of laundry that needs done. It's time for me to relax

I stayed up all night since I have a early meeting.

 

[RedneckReject]

Sorry to hear that.

I think my crew was sorry too!!

 

[actaeon277]

Her mind is mithrandil twisted
She's got a crazy white horse
She's got a lot of pretty pretty elves
That she calls friends

 

[RedneckReject]

Her mind is mithrandil twisted
She's got a crazy white horse
She's got a lot of pretty pretty elves
That she calls friends

A crazy black horse is far more appropriate

 

[actaeon277]

Wendy's combo #9 chicken sandwich tonite was hard rubber chicken.

HUNGRY

 

[actaeon277]

A crazy black horse is far more appropriate

Hey, if you're going to distort words, make your own.

I'm just rolling with it.



And




HUNGRY

 

[RedneckReject]

Wendy's combo #9 chicken sandwich tonite was hard rubber chicken.

HUNGRY

I like their asiago ranch chicken thing

 

[Jenn]

hey redneckreject and actaeon

 

[Sylvain]

hey redneckreject and actaeon

 

[RedneckReject]

hey redneckreject and actaeon

Don't forget that weird beret wearing guy who's lurking around in here

 

[actaeon277]

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the death
There were Ents and Nazgul and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a eye with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of screams

 

[Jenn]

Sorry, hey Sylvain! I just said RR and Actaeon because I saw their names on this page.