The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[db1959]

Great! I need the following:
Trigger group
Hammer Group
Springs for above
Barrel
Recoil Spring
Sights
Slide
Grips
Frame

I heard they sell all that stuff and it's even put together.

 

[aaron580]

At least he gets commission. I sell all day and usually don't get a penny.

With your special discounts, you don't need commission...

 

[db1959]

My commission is if I do a good job I get to keep my job

 

[jdmack79]

You should demand commission from the 22lr flippers!

I'm considering selling a few dozen bulk packs of 22 to buy a gun in the classifieds. Would INGO forgive me?

With your special discounts, you don't need commission...

I get commission on some stuff, but not everything.

 

[db1959]

I'm considering selling a few dozen bulk packs of 22 to buy a gun in the classifieds. Would INGO forgive me?

I get commission on some stuff, but not everything.

I'll give you $12 a brick and that's my final offer.

 

[jdmack79]

I'll give you $12 a brick and that's my final offer.

I'll sell it to you at that price if you sell me a new car at 1985 prices.

 

[db1959]

I'll sell it to you at that price if you sell me a new car at 1985 prices.

uh, no.

Want to buy a boat?

 

[db1959]

How about a pirate ship? How cool would that be? wenches would be flocking to you!

 

[aaron580]

uh, no.

Want to buy a boat?

How about a pirate ship? How cool would that be? wenches would be flocking to you!

Yes on both accounts.

 

[Harleyrider_50]

She is hanging in there. Getting a scan on her shoulder this Monday.Most likely will need surgery.

Sorry ta read'a news on'a bride,dude......bes' wish's from the Southend the State.......

 

[jdmack79]

How about a pirate ship? How cool would that be? wenches would be flocking to you!

I do like me a wench. What would I do with a pirate ship though, I'm not Somolian?

 

[db1959]

I see the Cubs celebrated their 100dth year at Wrigley Field in true Cubby style, by blowing a 3 run lead in the Ninth

 

[db1959]

I do like me a wench. What would I do with a pirate ship though, I'm not Somolian?

Terrorize the waters of Culver, what else?

 

[Harleyrider_50]

Well I just found out my commission this year is cut by 50%. THAT gives me a motivation to sell.

........At'd gi'ME motivation.......ta tell'em ta shove it in they azz......

I mean......at'd be like you go'n the groc'ry store......git up the chekout, an' say...."Uhhh......ya know whut?......ya want'n 12 bux fer 'is steak.....well I'm only give'n ya....SIX.....sorry, but you jus' gonna have ta like it...."

 

[SEIndSAM]

Well I just found out my commission this year is cut by 50%. THAT gives me a motivation to sell.

Had that happen to me last year. That's why I'm working a new job this year.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Howdy Sylvain!!

 

[Sylvain]

Evening Sam!

 

[churchmouse]

Great! I need the following:
Trigger group
Hammer Group
Springs for above
Barrel
Recoil Spring
Sights
Slide
Grips
Frame

So you want one of my guns........

 

[db1959]

Good evening Sylvan.