The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[Jenn]

Im too lazy to cook the stuff I have.

Know how that feels. I've been eating junk food all day.

 

[RedneckReject]

Im too lazy to cook the stuff I have.

I suppose I could use the stove to cook something but then I would have to wash the dishes. And I have to go into the bathroom for that......still

 

[Sylvain]

I used to forget a lot too. It think it's because he speaks better English than most Americans

It happens with my lady too.Sometimes I tell her I dont understand a word and need to look it up.Or I ask her if what I'm saying makes sense.Usually it does not but it's not because of the language barrier.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Howdy Sylvain, RnR, jenn!!

 

[RedneckReject]

It happens with my lady too.Sometimes I tell her I dont understand a word and need to look it up.Or I ask her if what I'm saying makes sense.Usually it does not but it's not because of the language barrier.

No that's a gender barrier

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

No that's a gender barrier

Been awhile since I last talked to you, , your still a chic right??

 

[RedneckReject]

Been awhile since I last talked to you, , your still a chic right??

Maaaaaaaaybe

 

[Sylvain]

The "language barrier" is also a great excuse to pretend you dont undertand something or to say horrible things by "mistake".

Sorry officer, me not speaking the language very good.Am I free to go?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Maaaaaaaaybe

Meh, at this point it doesn't matter anymore!!

 

[Jenn]

Hey Skulldaddy!


wait, I've missed something... Sylvain isn't American?
It's never occurred to me; my judgement and "thinking skills" go away after midnight.

I'm feeling a little dumb right now.

 

[Sylvain]

Meh, at this point it doesn't matter anymore!!

It never mattered really.I dont know the gender of half the people on INGO and it doesn't matter.
Just sometimes it's weird when you call a lady "sir" but that's about it.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

The "language barrier" is also a great excuse to pretend you dont undertand something or to say horrible things by "mistake".

Sorry officer, me not speaking the language very good.Am I free to go?

That didn't work very well last time you were here did it? Rumor has it they send Seal Team 6 to expel you out of the country because you spoke English to well !

 

[Sylvain]

Hey Skulldaddy!


wait, I've missed something... Sylvain isn't American?
It's never occurred to me; my judgement and "thinking skills" go away after midnight.

I'm feeling a little dumb right now.

I'm a Scotish lady from Germany.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hey Skulldaddy!


wait, I've missed something... Sylvain isn't American?
It's never occurred to me; my judgement and "thinking skills" go away after midnight.

I'm feeling a little dumb right now.

Don't feel bad, I didn't know RnR was a lady until I done asked her to go to bars with me to pick up women!!! I believe she was willing to go!!! She is pretty cool!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

It never mattered really.I dont know the gender of half the people on INGO and it doesn't matter.
Just sometimes it's weird when you call a lady "sir" but that's about it.

That was absolutely hilarious. I still remember that

 

[Jenn]

Ich bin Dumm.

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't feel bad, I didn't know RnR was a lady until I done asked her to go to bars with me to pick up women!!! I believe she was willing to go!!! She is pretty cool!!!

Hey when I've had enough to drink I'm down for anything

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm a Scotish lady from Germany.

Scottish ladies from Germany are HOT!!

 

[Jenn]

That was absolutely hilarious. I still remember that

I thought RnR was a male until I clicked on her profile last weekend and saw her pic.

 

[Sylvain]

That didn't work very well last time you were here did it? Rumor has it they send Seal Team 6 to expel you out of the country because you spoke English to well !

Yeah an officer told me my English was too good it was suspicious.But at the same time another officer told me I should make efforts to speak better English because she didn't understand my accent.
After being interviewed for hours by *******s I tent not to give a **** about my accent anymore.