The Official Status Update Thread: Part 93- Global Warming on my Driveway

[db1959]

FTFYA

Excellent fix

 

[danielson]

My lord, its just a 14ft aluminum. lol

Does that mean its a
B ust
O ut
A nother
T en
?????

 

[mom45]

US Steel is now officially under water!!

Should they be any different than the rest of Indiana? I just heard the wicker furniture blow over on the porch and the wind is whipping in the chimney.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Ugly......plant shut down??????

Not yet! But they do have a policy of not taking liquid metal over water. This whole place is open water!!

I have boats I could loan you How about a nice Ski Nautique?

I would be the coolest guy at US Steel for sure!! , , wait, I already am!

 

[db1959]

Should they be any different than the rest of Indiana? I just heard the wicker furniture blow over on the porch and the wind is whipping in the chimney.

Yup, wind is a blowin' here now. Hope we don't lose power.

 

[churchmouse]

Not yet! But they do have a policy of not taking liquid metal over water. This whole place is open water!!

I would be the coolest guy at US Steel for sure!! , , wait, I already am!

Damn it man....be careful.

 

[danielson]

I have boats I could loan you How about a nice Ski Nautique?

Id probably break one of those things... Im hard on ****. The guys at work say I could break an anvil... I say, they need to make them stronger then...

 

[db1959]

Not yet! But they do have a policy of not taking liquid metal over water. This whole place is open water!!

I would be the coolest guy at US Steel for sure!! , , wait, I already am!

That's a good policy. No, that's a great policy.

I could let you use the pirate ship. Shadow would want to come along then

 

[churchmouse]

Our power has faded but stayed on.

 

[db1959]

Id probably break one of those things... Im hard on ****. The guys at work say I could break an anvil... I say, they need to make them stronger then...

LOL, you haven't seen the people who drive them. You aint got nothing on them. "hey lady, shut the boat off it's running hot" "Oh , I wondered why that big red light was and what that smell was"

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That's a good policy. No, that's a great policy.

I could let you use the pirate ship. Shadow would want to come along then

Yes it is a great policy, been little car bombs going off yesterday. Nothing so far. A Pirate Ship!!! Arrrrrrrgh! Now that would be AWSOME! I'd even put my eye patch on!!! Can we call the ship the " Lurking Pearl"?

 

[churchmouse]

LOL, you haven't seen the people who drive them. You aint got nothing on them. "hey lady, shut the boat off it's running hot" "Oh , I wondered why that big red light was and what that smell was"

I will bet even money they run their cars the same way.

 

[churchmouse]

Yes it is a great policy, been little car bombs going off yesterday. Nothing so far. A Pirate Ship!!! Arrrrrrrgh! Now that would be AWSOME! I'd even put my eye patch on!!! Can we call the ship the " Lurking Pearl"?

 

[danielson]

No, Id be the guy who sees a big barge wake and hits it head on at full speed to jump it, and returns the boat to you upside down...

 

[mom45]

 

[db1959]

My favorite one was a driver of a 1 year old ski boat said his boat was running rough at idle. I could tell it was loading up so I told him to put it in neutral and give it a little gas. He put it in neutral and opened up the throttle. You could hear the valves rattling. I yelled at him to back off the throttle. He shut the damn thing off at 5000 rpms. Not good.....the motor "dieseled" and suck a bunch of water into the crank case.

 

[db1959]

Yes it is a great policy, been little car bombs going off yesterday. Nothing so far. A Pirate Ship!!! Arrrrrrrgh! Now that would be AWSOME! I'd even put my eye patch on!!! Can we call the ship the " Lurking Pearl"?

We prefer to just call it the "Pirate Ship"

 

[danielson]

We prefer to just call it the "Pirate Ship"

Do you hold your tongue while saying it? BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[db1959]

No, Id be the guy who sees a big barge wake and hits it head on at full speed to jump it, and returns the boat to you upside down...

I like ding that! Just don't do it with an older pontoon boat. You'll end up hanging off the bow. Ask me how I know.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Arrrrr, it's not the gold we're after it's the women ! Arrrr!