The Official Status Update Thread: Part 79 - Life of Brian

[SEIndSAM]

Well Sylvain, your mystery item thread crashed and burned. It didn't take long for people to post the name.

Hi JDMack, I hear your coming home???

 

[drysdaleg]

I think unless they are in a building in town, they blow them in place.

Where do I sign up?!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Where do I sign up?!

Join the Army and sign up for E.O.D.

 

[danielocean03]

Intermet

 

[Sylvain]

What do they do with the bombs after they take possession of it?

They destroy them with a big boom (not where they find it though!).

I college they closed the neighborhood for a day because they found a 550 pounds bomb in the basement of one of the buidling during construction work.
They find like 500 a year or something like that.

 

[danielocean03]

Tired

 

[SEIndSAM]

Tired

Join the club. Think I'm gonna fall asleep in my chair soon.

 

[Sylvain]

Well Sylvain, your mystery item thread crashed and burned. It didn't take long for people to post the name.

I saw.
Congrats though.

What you watching? Need ideas, last two movies I watched were horrible.

Raiders of the last ark.

 

[Sylvain]

Join the Army and sign up for E.O.D.

Most of the ones who do that here are civilians.

 

[jdmack79]

Hi JDMack, I hear your coming home???

Yep. I fly back on Sunday. There is probably a 50/50 chance you will see an angry rant from me on INGO the next day about being detained by ICE at the airport when I refuse to answer questions. I have a long layover so I'm willing to gamble with a detention.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Just for everyones general knowledge, did you know that because of the labor shortage due to the oil boom, a waitress at a Buffalo Wings & Rings in Minot, North Dakota starts at $13 an hour plus tips???

And you can rent a 3dr, 1 1/2 bath mobile home for only 1400 a month.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Yep. I fly back on Sunday. There is probably a 50/50 chance you will see an angry rant from me on INGO the next day about being detained by ICE at the airport when I refuse to answer questions. I have a long layover so I'm willing to gamble with a detention.

Too bad, my stepdaughters BF is coming to Thailand in a couple of weeks, was going to have you arrange a special welcome from their customs for the dumbass.

 

[Sylvain]

Yep. I fly back on Sunday. There is probably a 50/50 chance you will see an angry rant from me on INGO the next day about being detained by ICE at the airport when I refuse to answer questions. I have a long layover so I'm willing to gamble with a detention.

I had a 3 hours layover but they kept me long enough to miss it.
Without telling me until the very last minute that I would miss it of course.

 

[drysdaleg]

Hour and a half left!

 

[jdmack79]

I had a 3 hours layover but they kept me long enough to miss it.
Without telling me until the very last minute that I would miss it of course.

You're French. The didn't have to let you in. (too smelly?) I'm a citizen, so they are required to allow me entry.

 

[jdmack79]

Too bad, my stepdaughters BF is coming to Thailand in a couple of weeks, was going to have you arrange a special welcome from their customs for the dumbass.

Google "banned book about the King in Thailand" I'm not legally allowed to mention the name of the book here. Buy a copy of said book and put it in his luggage. Wait for hilarity to ensue when he is arrested and sentenced to a decade in prison.

 

[Sylvain]

You're French. The didn't have to let you in. (too smelly?) I'm a citizen, so they are required to allow me entry.

Too handsome maybe.

Saudi Reportedly Expels Men for Being Too Handsome

 

[Sylvain]

Too handsome maybe.

Saudi Reportedly Expels Men for Being Too Handsome

Also you never know since it looks like they can interview US citizens without lawyers anyway.

 

[jdmack79]

Too handsome maybe.

Saudi Reportedly Expels Men for Being Too Handsome

 

[SEIndSAM]

Google "banned book about the King in Thailand" I'm not legally allowed to mention the name of the book here. Buy a copy of said book and put it in his luggage. Wait for hilarity to ensue when he is arrested and sentenced to a decade in prison.

Wow, wonder if I can find one in time???

I really don't like the guy, but that's overboard. I was hoping for a nice cavity search.