The Official Status Update Thread: Part 71

[RedneckReject]

Dont point guns at planes, I would hate getting shot by accident before I even land.

I've never sighted in using a plane as a reference point. Usually just a sign down the street. With a completely unloaded weapon. We had a really bad shooting in the neighborhood years ago. I don't want to repeat it.

 

[Westside]

I've never sighted in using a plane as a reference point. Usually just a sign down the street. With a completely unloaded weapon. We had a really bad shooting in the neighborhood years ago. I don't want to repeat it.

well you shouldn't have sighted in with a loaded weapon!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

well you shouldn't have sighted in with a loaded weapon!!!

No no!!! I didn't live here then! It was some other crazy person that shot a bunch of people.

 

[Westside]

No no!!! I didn't live here then! It was some other crazy person that shot a bunch of people.

oh, well why didn't you say that in the first place.

now this is awkward.

 

[RedneckReject]

oh, well why didn't you say that in the first place.

no this is awkward.

Because I thought you knew I wasn't THAT crazy!

 

[Westside]

Because I thought you knew I wasn't THAT crazy!

I like how you have to clarify THAT crazy.

 

[RedneckReject]

I like how you have to clarify THAT crazy.

Well I absolutely hate liars...and I would be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little bit nuts

 

[Sylvain]

Oops I think I will leave that thing at home, I didn't know it would show on X-rays.

 

[Westside]

Oops I think I will leave that thing at home, I didn't know it would show on X-rays.

 

[Sylvain]

What?
I have needs.

 

[RedneckReject]

Oops I think I will leave that thing at home, I didn't know it would show on X-rays.

I have no words to describe how I feel about this

 

[Sylvain]

I have no words to describe how I feel about this

What's wrong with carrying a hair brush in your suitcase?

 

[Westside]

What?
I have needs.

and these are needs I don't need to know about!!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

What's wrong with carrying a hair brush in your suitcase?

Oh, please...like you're so naive

 

[RedneckReject]

and these are needs I don't need to know about!!!!

I'm sure we could all go into different needs that we have but I think there are other forums for that. Especially if it's an "unconventional" need

 

[Sylvain]

Oh, please...like you're so naive

 

[Sylvain]

Makes you wonder what other weird stuff airport screeners find in people's bags.

 

[RedneckReject]

Makes you wonder what other weird stuff airport screeners find in people's bags.

Part of me is curious, but another part of me doesn't want to know.

 

[Sylvain]

Part of me is curious, but another part of me doesn't want to know.

I can understand.

 

[Sylvain]

... with Oreos.