The official status update thread part 2

[MrsGungho]

 

[OneBadV8]

Kick... you talking to me or esrice?

 

[esrice]

I'm not the one getting an SBR

I'm not the one sitting on an LMT MRP and a Noveske!

Plus, I'm not any of those things he mentioned. My wife is pretty cool, but probably not the coolest.

 

[ljadayton]

of course there is, i'm always lurking

I figured you were..I meant besides us...another girl like a new one

 

[Kick]

Kick... you talking to me or esrice?

Was talking to esrice but, now that you and he mentioned it, I should prolly be talking to both of you!

 

[HandK]

I didn't want to have to ask this, but I must: what is a pownage?

Oh no you didn't!!

 

[Andre46996]

Is it because I'm black?



Chuck I think he's talking to you. . . .

Oh gawd no.

If your black or gay I would have never mentioned it. Since your a straight(at least your married so we will assume) white guy you are fair game. Now if you were a gay black man I would have held the door for you.

 

[Andre46996]

Someone explain to me how a customer's spanning-tree settings can break an entire datacenter. Why is the colo not ignoring customer spanning-tree packets?

I have never had a Spanning, what do they taste like? Is it a fruit or a nut? Where are they native to? what does a tree have to do with a Datacenter.

It sounds as if your customer is having digestive problems if his COLON is ignoring a Spanning Tree Package. I get that way if I eat to much Pineapple, I really love Pineapple but my Colon tends to ignore it too.

 

[OneBadV8]

I'm not the one sitting on an LMT MRP and a Noveske!

Plus, I'm not any of those things he mentioned. My wife is pretty cool, but probably not the coolest.

I'm just the guardian for the Noveske... not actually mine

Was talking to esrice but, now that you and he mentioned it, I should prolly be talking to both of you!

Now that you ask... Single, haven't found a woman I liked yet that is cool with my "hobby"

 

[ironjaw]

mr G forgets a lot.....



btw HI, again!

 

[esrice]

Now if you were a gay black man I would have held the door for you.

 

[HandK]

I have never had a Spanning, what do they taste like? Is it a fruit or a nut? Where are they native to? what does a tree have to do with a Datacenter.

It sounds as if your customer is having digestive problems if his COLON is ignoring a Spanning Tree Package. I get that way if I eat to much Pineapple, I really love Pineapple but my Colon tends to ignore it too.

I thought he was talking about floral arrangements!!

 

[ironjaw]

I figured you were..I meant besides us...another girl like V8!

FIFY!

 

[Kick]

I have never had a Spanning, what do they taste like? Is it a fruit or a nut? Where are they native to? what does a tree have to do with a Datacenter.

It sounds as if your customer is having digestive problems if his COLON is ignoring a Spanning Tree Package. I get that way if I eat to much Pineapple, I really love Pineapple but my Colon tends to ignore it too.

Here is what my google fu taught me about it:


Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 1
VLAN 1 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 1 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 1 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 1 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 1.
Switch-15> (enable)

Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 200
VLAN 200 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 200 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 200 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 200 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 200.
Switch-15> (enable)

Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 201
VLAN 201 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 201 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 201 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 201 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 201.
Switch-15> (enable)

Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 202
VLAN 202 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 202 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 202 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 202 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 202.
Switch-15>

Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 203
VLAN 203 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 203 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 203 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 203 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 203.
Switch-15>

Switch-15> (enable)set spantree root 204
VLAN 204 bridge priority set to 8192.
VLAN 204 bridge max aging time set to 20.
VLAN 204 bridge hello time set to 2.
VLAN 204 bridge forward delay set to 15.
Switch is now the root switch for active VLAN 204.
Switch-15> (enable)

 

[HandK]

Dang it!! I can't buy a pownage tonight!!

 

[OneBadV8]

Howdy Mrs G


IJ ... I knew I should have "forgot" one of your hawks today

 

[Kick]

Dang it!! I can't buy a pownage tonight!!

I was gonna give you one for ur answer to the pownage question but, he is still wondering what it is so.... DENIED!

 

[Kick]

....................and pownage!

 

[ironjaw]

Dang it!! I can't buy a pownage tonight!!

trade you 3 for a gun.....

 

[HandK]

I was gonna give you one for ur answer to the pownage question but, he is still wondering what it is so.... DENIED!