The Official Status Update Thread: Part 112 - The Internet Edition

[db1959]

I think you're nuts cause I fired you.

 

[db1959]

but if you can pass a background check I could use you. Last guy I thought I hired didn't pass.

 

[db1959]

Holy crap, look at the time! It's late and it's bedtime.

 

[mbills2223]

but if you can pass a background check I could use you. Last guy I thought I hired didn't pass.

Is this serious, and if so are you looking for part time or full time people?

 

[jagee]

I leave for 5 hours and I miss everything! Somebody catch me up on what happened while I was gone

 

[db1959]

nitall.

 

[jagee]

Is this serious, and if so are you looking for part time or full time people?

db is too far north for you...

 

[db1959]

Is this serious, and if so are you looking for part time or full time people?

Serious, full time. crap pay but decent benifits

 

[churchmouse]

Sunset.........

 

[db1959]

I leave for 5 hours and I miss everything! Somebody catch me up on what happened while I was gone

me too. I couldn't get off the couch.

 

[mom45]

I think you're nuts cause I fired you.

Being unemployed pays well....lots of benefits. What can I say?

but if you can pass a background check I could use you. Last guy I thought I hired didn't pass.

Would you still expect me to come to work? Background check is NO PROBLEM!

Night Boss! Contact my friend Nila for references...she'll vouch for me. She was my boss for 5 years.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

OK, my final bid on the 1911, chez's ESEE 4 and DB's job position is as follows:
Mom bakes me a dozen cookies, makes a half gallon of moonshine, and sends half to me and the other half to KJQ. I simply cannot go any higher than that.

 

[db1959]

Sunset.........

I shall rise in the morning!

 

[churchmouse]

OK, my final bid on the 1911, chez's ESEE 4 and DB's job position is as follows:
Mom bakes me a dozen cookies, makes a half gallon of moonshine, and sends half to me and the other half to KJQ. I simply cannot go any higher than that.

OK then.

 

[db1959]

Being unemployed pays well....lots of benefits. What can I say?



Would you still expect me to come to work? Background check is NO PROBLEM!

Night Boss! Contact my friend Nila for references...she'll vouch for me. She was my boss for 5 years.

I gathered that. I like her line of thinking. Boat in a margarita

 

[jagee]

Wait! Stop the presses! Did I miss the new 1911 pics?!?!?!?!

 

[mbills2223]

db is too far north for you...

Blast.

Serious, full time. crap pay but decent benifits

Double blast.

OK, my final bid on the 1911, chez's ESEE 4 and DB's job position is as follows:
Mom bakes me a dozen cookies, makes a half gallon of moonshine, and sends half to me and the other half to KJQ. I simply cannot go any higher than that.

Well MaQ just ran away with the bidding

 

[mom45]

OK, my final bid on the 1911, chez's ESEE 4 and DB's job position is as follows:
Mom bakes me a dozen cookies, makes a half gallon of moonshine, and sends half to me and the other half to KJQ. I simply cannot go any higher than that.

 

[db1959]

OK, my final bid on the 1911, chez's ESEE 4 and DB's job position is as follows:
Mom bakes me a dozen cookies, makes a half gallon of moonshine, and sends half to me and the other half to KJQ. I simply cannot go any higher than that.

so all I get out of this deal is drunk sailor?

 

[Sylvain]

Wait! Stop the presses! Did I miss the new 1911 pics?!?!?!?!

This bastard posted them in another thread!