The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[Shadow]

 

[RedneckReject]

Crazy people everywhere.

Yeah I've had my share of craziness for the day! No more please!!

 

[Shadow]

Yeah a friend of mine's husband actually used to work with the guy. I guess he used to drive a van to work and he actually had her body in it for a couple days before he dumped it. My friend's husband says he still remembers the smell. He didn't know what it was at the time but he knew it was a terrible stench

Now that is one sick SOB

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Mornin' lady sd!

It's cool, and the coffee is ready.

 

[Shadow]

Coffee

 

[RedneckReject]

Now that is one sick SOB

Yeah that's pretty terrible.

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah I've had my share of craziness for the day! No more please!!

I caught part of your earlier story. Not sure I want to know the rest.

 

[RedneckReject]

I caught part of your earlier story. Not sure I want to know the rest.

I think it's funny now. It was scary at first but now it's hilarious. You should have heard Trigger Time on the phone. I thought he was going to pass out he was laughing so hard

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

How is everyone this fine morning?

 

[RedneckReject]

How is everyone this fine morning?

As well as I can be

 

[Birds Away]

Morning, Gman. I can't keep up. Trying to pack a range bag for later today. What guns to bring?

 

[Birds Away]

I think it's funny now. It was scary at first but now it's hilarious. You should have heard Trigger Time on the phone. I thought he was going to pass out he was laughing so hard

I caught the attempted car jack, ass whooping, etc. I got lost on the butt plug and beer part.

 

[Shadow]

Story ?

 

[Shadow]

I caught the attempted car jack, ass whooping, etc. I got lost on the butt plug and beer part.

OMG

 

[Snapdragon]

I probably need to head back to bed. See you in a few hours.

 

[Birds Away]

Hope you get some sleep, Snap. Have a good day tomorrow, er, today.

 

[RedneckReject]

I caught the attempted car jack, ass whooping, etc. I got lost on the butt plug and beer part.

Apparently the dude had these things in the pocket of his hoodie. The random beer ended up in the car. The other thing ended up in the pocket of my other half's pants. He was wearing cargos with pretty loose pockets so I could see it happening but damn. That's just weird

 

[Snapdragon]

Thanks Birds.

 

[RedneckReject]

OMG

Yeah you missed an epic story. Long story short: dude attempted to steal my other half's car, dude got his ass beat, random things fell out of dude's pockets and are now in my possession. Ok well not that one item. That's in the trash outside. And there is blood all over the car.

 

[Birds Away]

Why would you try to steal a car when the guy is under the hood and it obviously is having problems? Of course, in the list of whys the butt plug will rear its ugly head eventually too.