The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[RedneckReject]

Hope you write a diary that Hollywood can turn into a movie.
You could make lots of money.Hollywood writers have to take drugs to think of all those crazy stuff but it comes to you naturally in your daily life.That's talent!

It's not like I enjoy it!!

 

[Sylvain]

I think we need a step by step report of what happened so we can figure out where and why that butt plug came into a play.

 

[mom45]

I think we need a step by step report of what happened so we can figure out where and why that butt plug came into a play.

And the beer. I'm having a hard time keeping up with this and the threadjacking of the neighbor update.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I think we need a step by step report of what happened so we can figure out where and why that butt plug came into a play.

We gots to know man!

 

[KJQ6945]

It's not like I enjoy it!!

I thought it depended on your mood?

Trigger Time will tell me it's bed time soon...

 

[actaeon277]

COME ON

I can't believe no one has a sig change from RnR's posts.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think we need a step by step report of what happened so we can figure out where and why that butt plug came into a play.

I wasn't there so I don't know but from what he says someone came up on him with a gun and said he was taking the car. Tom told him that the car didn't run and that's why the hood was up (he was working on the car) so the guy turned around and leaned into the car to start looking through it and steal stuff. Tom took that opportunity to kick the car door closed on him, then ripped him out of the car, then threw him on the ground and beat the out of him. Eventually the guy got up and ran off

 

[RedneckReject]

And the beer. I'm having a hard time keeping up with this and the threadjacking of the neighbor update.

Well now we're worried about the beer too. If he had one of those toys on him, what might he have been doing with that bottle of beer?

 

[actaeon277]

And think of the porno that could be made.
A fight on the street with sex toys.
Hero comes in to be cleaned by his worried lover.
Butt plug falls to thd ground.
Bomm chicka bow wow

 

[Sylvain]

And the beer. I'm having a hard time keeping up with this and the threadjacking of the neighbor update.

Ah, the beer!

The beer could have been used in lieu of the butt plug.
Was it a bottle or a beercan?

 

[mom45]

So they guy was carjacking him wearing a butt plug so he didn't himself and carrying a cold beer?

 

[RedneckReject]

Ah, the beer!

The beer could have been used in lieu of the butt plug.
Was it a bottle or a beercan?

See my previous post!

 

[Sylvain]

And think of the porno that could be made.
A fight on the street with sex toys.
Hero comes in to be cleaned by his worried lover.
Butt plug falls to thd ground.
Bomm chicka bow wow

Slow down Im taking notes!

 

[RedneckReject]

So they guy was carjacking him wearing a butt plug so he didn't himself and carrying a cold beer?

I have no idea. I'm still baffled by the fact that the damn thing ended up in his pocket after the scuffle

 

[mom45]

Ah, the beer!

The beer could have been used in lieu of the butt plug.
Was it a bottle or a beercan?

Depending on the size of the plug, either one could work I suppose.

 

[Sylvain]

See my previous post!

Just saw it!

Crazy people think alike I guess.

 

[RedneckReject]

I thought it depended on your mood?

Trigger Time will tell me it's bed time soon...

Not yet. TT is on the phone laughing about the toy

 

[Sylvain]

I wasn't there so I don't know but from what he says someone came up on him with a gun and said he was taking the car. Tom told him that the car didn't run and that's why the hood was up (he was working on the car) so the guy turned around and leaned into the car to start looking through it and steal stuff. Tom took that opportunity to kick the car door closed on him, then ripped him out of the car, then threw him on the ground and beat the out of him. Eventually the guy got up and ran off

What happened the gun?
The guy ran away with it or dropped it?

So they guy was carjacking him wearing a butt plug so he didn't himself and carrying a cold beer?

It could be the reason for the butt plug, well done Mom!

Now if the beer was actually cold it was probably not used as a secondary plug.

 

[KJQ6945]

Not yet. TT is on the phone laughing about the toy

He's texting me now, probably telling me I'm drunk. Well duh?

 

[Trigger Time]

I have no idea. I'm still baffled by the fact that the damn thing ended up in his pocket after the scuffle

It was shiny and he couldn't not pick it up DUH!
well I hope it was shiny and not brown