The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[Sylvain]

It was shiny and he couldn't not pick it up DUH!
well I hope it was shiny and not brown

 

[RedneckReject]

What happened the gun?
The guy ran away with it or dropped it?


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No idea. It could even be in his car for all we know. So far he's found the back to a cellphone and the battery for it too. Who knows what else is in there. If it is in the car we'll definitely have to make sure it isn't stolen or anything

 

[mom45]

What happened the gun?
The guy ran away with it or dropped it?



It could be the reason for the butt plug, well done Mom!

Now if the beer was actually cold it was probably not used as a secondary plug.

Practical thinking going on here.....

 

[actaeon277]

Maybe it was dirty Mike and they were going to do the "soup kitchen"
[video=youtube;LWmNIgKlsEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA[/video]

 

[RedneckReject]

It was shiny and he couldn't not pick it up DUH!
well I hope it was shiny and not brown

Actually it looked it was slightly "stained". I about died

 

[Trigger Time]

He's texting me now, probably telling me I'm drunk. Well duh?

Bahahahaha!!!
Im wondering where the guy was hiding the beer if SNS had his butt plug?

 

[Sylvain]

No idea. It could even be in his car for all we know. So far he's found the back to a cellphone and the battery for it too. Who knows what else is in there. If it is in the car we'll definitely have to make sure it isn't stolen or anything

Is there a serial number on the putt plug that the cops could run as well?

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm totally going to take TTs advice and post an ad on Craigslist as a "missed connection".

 

[Sylvain]

Practical thinking going on here.....

Now we also have a phone that could have been used as a butt plug.Lots of pieces to that problem.
Im thinking that the phone and beer could have been carried internally, with the plug to keep them in place.Should the plugg owner end up in jail.

 

[Trigger Time]

I wish I was drunk. I'm laughing so ****ing hard sober that of probably be laying on the ground in a spasm if I was drunk

 

[Trigger Time]

Is there a serial number on the putt plug that the cops could run as well?

Do a rectal match

 

[KJQ6945]

Maybe it was dirty Mike and they were going to do the "soup kitchen"
[video=youtube;LWmNIgKlsEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA[/video]

You owe me about half a beer now! I'll clean this one up.

 

[Sylvain]

What happened to the crazy person's hand?

 

[RedneckReject]

I wish I was drunk. I'm laughing so ****ing hard sober that of probably be laying on the ground in a spasm if I was drunk

Dude I'm just baffled. But I am kind of glad it happened that way. The element of laughter always makes a bad situation easier to handle

 

[KJQ6945]

I'm totally going to take TTs advice and post an ad on Craigslist as a "missed connection".

Don't they have a "connection gone bad section"?

 

[RedneckReject]

What happened to the crazy person's hand?

We don't know. It looks like a chunk got torn out. He might have scraped it on the guy's teeth or something while he was beating the ever living hell out of him

 

[Trigger Time]

Maybe it was dirty Mike and they were going to do the "soup kitchen"
[video=youtube;LWmNIgKlsEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA[/video]

That did it!! I can't ****ing stop laughing and now I have the hiccups

 

[Sylvain]

We don't know. It looks like a chunk got torn out. He might have scraped it on the guy's teeth or something while he was beating the ever living hell out of him

He should see a doctor ASAP especially if the wound comes from a bite from a guy who could be on drug or whatnot.

 

[Trigger Time]

Don't they have a "connection gone bad section"?

Ingo has a stolen section. Just sayin

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't they have a "connection gone bad section"?

If so then this will be epic