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[RelicHound]

My phone went out in my house...

Repair man was here for almost 5 hours over 2 days trying to figure out what was wrong.

You'll never guess what the problem was...

And yes, it has something to do with jclark...

Did he poop on it?

 

[Benny]

Did he poop on it?

What else could it possibly be? I'm drawing a blank.

 

[Comp]

What else could it possibly be? I'm drawing a blank.

LOL WUT?

 

[lovemachine]

My phone went out in my house...

Repair man was here for almost 5 hours over 2 days trying to figure out what was wrong.

You'll never guess what the problem was...

And yes, it has something to do with jclark...

What was it? My phone's out too!

 

[Bigum1969]

Nope. It has nothing to do with poop.

Surprising, I know.

 

[RelicHound]

Well? you gonna tell us or what?

 

[HandK]

The suspense is killing me!!!!

 

[SavageEagle]

The suspense is killing me!!!!

OMG! YOU GUYS KILLED GARY! YOU BASTARDS!

 

[HandK]

Bigum you need to work on your timing!!! I meen the room has cleared waiting for the punch line!! This is one of those jokes How to peev off someone who is impatient isn't it??

 

[jclark]

I sat the damn water heater stand on his phone line.
In my defense, there was absolutely no room to install a stand.
I just made it fit around the condenser line set and random wires.



Sorry Big.(head hung in shame)

 

[Bigum1969]

I sat the damn water heater stand on his phone line.
In my defense, there was absolutely no room to install a stand.
I just made it fit around the condenser line set and random wires.



Sorry Big.(head hung in shame)

Sorry, I was away for awhile!

Jimbo cut my phone line with the heater stand.

The guy from the cable company did tell me I should call the plumber that installed it to complain.

Somehow, I think I'd end up with a load of stuffed in my tailpipe if I called to complain.

 

[jclark]

Sorry, I was away for awhile!

Jimbo cut my phone line with the heater stand.

The guy from the cable company did tell me I should call the plumber that installed it to complain.

Somehow, I think I'd end up with a load of stuffed in my tailpipe if I called to complain.

I called the phone company and screamed at them for putting that stupid line in my way!!!!!!

 

[Benny]

I called the phone company and screamed at them for putting that stupid line in my way!!!!!!

You should've just found out who installed the line and stuffed a load of up his tailpipe.

 

[HandK]

Yep!! I'm with you guys it sounds like its the phone company's fault to me!! I meen they had a whole house to run a 1/4 in line, It's not like you can put a water heater in a 1/4 in space!!

 

[HandK]

I own it!!

 

[MrsGungho]

Hi Boys!!

 

[jclark]

We're getting close to 16k posts.

 

[Bigum1969]

We're getting close to 16k posts.

Let the whorin begin in full force!

 

[Bigum1969]

Hi Boys!!

Hey Mrs. G!

 

[EvilleDoug]

make sure all the PWs read the PW Shoot thread, there have been mad updates and new ideas.

my wife will be back by then and she looks good in a swim suit