The official status update thread - I

[Kick]

My dishwasher just took a ****

Mine did yesterday, it get stuck on dry. Not a big deal though. I just have to make sure I don't forget about it. When I figured out it was stuck, it was because I smelled the melting plastic baby bottles. Smelled pretty wicked. Glad my Glock was not in there!

 

[HandK]

I missed something

Relic Neg repped him on his phone!! it was not the first time his phone has done that! and kick came in here to say he was sorry if he offended anyone! Nice Guy!! I told him I was sure it was an accident and it was! Then I repped him to undo the neg rep and so did allot of others here!

 

[Benny]

My dishwasher just took a ****

Mine did too.

She's now back to nagging.

 

[HandK]

My dishwasher just took a ****

Get a new one!!

 

[rmabrey]

Hey gary I OC in front of some cops today. I thought for sure they were going to beat me and then come to my house and kill my dog but they just waved

 

[Benny]

I've given out 4 reps today and gave 3 gold badges, Fenway now has a gold

IIRC, I gave 2 out of the first 3 gold badges out(I was #2, so I couldn't give it to myself.)

Those things get handed out like water now.

 

[rmabrey]

Thankfully I live in an apartment so ill just make them replace it

 

[Kick]

Hey gary I OC in front of some cops today. I thought for sure they were going to beat me and then come to my house and kill my dog but they just waved

Wow, they are just trying to gain your trust. They want you to invite them over so they can find out if your neighbors have dogs too...

 

[HandK]

Hey gary I OC in front of some cops today. I thought for sure they were going to beat me and then come to my house and kill my dog but they just waved

See what you don't remember is that they secretly gassed you with knockout gas then implanted a chip in your brain so you could be their spy on INGO, and Eville in general

 

[rmabrey]

Benny I went to Strictly again today and got more great service. they must just hate you

 

[UncleMike]

Get a new one!!

Does a warranty come with one of these??

 

[HandK]

UFC on Spike!!

 

[rmabrey]

See what you don't remember is that they secretly gassed you with knockout gas then implanted a chip in your brain so you could be their spy on INGO, and Eville in general

I always wanted to be a spy

 

[Benny]

Benny I went to Strictly again today and got more great service. they must just hate you

First, second and third impressions last a lifetime...After going there 3 times I will never go back unless they change the name and get new management. Of course, unless the name changes I'd never know, so I'll stick to places that I know don't have ass holes running the place.

 

[HandK]

Does a warranty come with one of these??

Yes!! Within the first year every thing wrong in the world will be your fault!

 

[rmabrey]

First, second and third impressions last a lifetime...After going there 3 times I will never go back unless they change the name and get new management. Of course, unless the name changes I'd never know, so I'll stick to places that I know don't have ass holes running the place.

I would venture to guess that Mike was there all 3 times

 

[HandK]

 

[rmabrey]

 

[rmabrey]

I think I figured out what me dream girl is. Shes a good cook, loves guns, Wants to have sex with me and only me constantly, and cant talk

 

[UncleMike]

Yes!! Within the first year every thing wrong in the world will be your fault!

Uhh.....
My current model's warranty has said that for over forty years.