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[Bigum1969]

Pretzels with cheese are yummie.

 

[Bigum1969]

Did you hear Oprah found a sister?

 

[Bigum1969]

Seriously... that lady must be like "Cha Freaking Ching"

 

[Bigum1969]

I'm adopted.

I keep hoping Bill Gates will come find me.

 

[Bigum1969]

Hi Daddy!

Can I have a free MS Office upgrade?

 

[Bigum1969]

And maybe 23 rooms of your house?

 

[Bigum1969]

Oh yeah, an iPad too?

 

[Bigum1969]

Come on, you know that was funny!

 

[Bigum1969]

The Restasis lady is cute.

 

[RelicHound]

Pretzels with cheese are yummie.

Agreed! I loves me some pretzels and cheese! pretzels and cream cheese is yummy too.

 

[Bigum1969]

Ironically, she has beautiful eyes...

 

[Bigum1969]

Wow... herpes in the eye. That's gotta suck.

 

[Bigum1969]

Well, herpes anywhere would suck.

No pun intended.

 

[Bigum1969]

Agreed! I loves me some pretzels and cheese! pretzels and cream cheese is yummy too.

Yep.

I'm a carb-a-holic... pretzels are like crack.

 

[Bigum1969]

Buenos nachos amigos.

 

[Bigum1969]

That's right, I said good nachos, not good night...

 

[Bigum1969]

Those nachos need more cheese!

 

[Bigum1969]

 

[Bigum1969]

Now that's better!

 

[Benny]

I put a roast in the oven tonight that looked and smelled good enough to eat despite being raw...Everytime I pick my nose and smell that beautiful aroma that wasn't washed off, I get hungy.

I need to go to bed before I start pigging out.