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[jclark]

Why am I still awake?

Too much meth?

 

[MrsGungho]

Why am I still awake?

baby crying, up all night



thx Jim

 

[RelicHound]

Too much meth?

could be..they should put directions on the back of that stuff.

 

[RelicHound]

baby crying, up all night



thx Jim

Nope..she only woke up once and that was just long enough to eat..then out like a light she went.

 

[jclark]

could be..they should put directions on the back of that stuff.

Meth heads can't read.

 

[jclark]

Some of the threads in here are so gay.
Just pages of folks arguing a moot point.
Sad really.....but funny at the same time!

 

[MrsGungho]

ok, I guess I am going shopping. Got $70 in Kohl's cash, which is like free cash, can't let it go to waste.

 

[jclark]

ok, I guess I am going shopping. Got $70 in Kohl's cash, which is like free cash, can't let it go to waste.

Enjoy yourself!
We know what Kohl's cash is......Shell loves that place.

 

[RelicHound]

Some of the threads in here are so gay.
Just pages of folks arguing a moot point.
Sad really.....but funny at the same time!

Or.."I wanna be a badass tactical operator..I need a chest rig,thigh holster,a cool black pistol and a AR15..my budget is $350{maybe a little more if my Xbox 360 games sell on ebay soon or my mom gives me my allowance} what do you folks recommend?"

 

[jclark]

Or.."I wanna be a badass tactical operator..I need a chest rig,thigh holster,a cool black pistol and a AR15..my budget is $350{maybe a little more if my Xbox 360 games sell on ebay soon or my mom gives me my allowance} what do you folks recommend?"

Or This cop flagged me down and stole my underwear!!
I'm taking this all the way to the supreme court!!

 

[RelicHound]

Or This cop flagged me down and stole my underwear!!
I'm taking this all the way to the supreme court!!

"And then he touched my naughty parts while muzzle sweeping me with my own gun!...I think he may have also planted a micro chip in my left butt cheek...and he stepped on my fingers and ALMOST broke them..but I got him back because I corrected his awful grammar!"

 

[MarkM]

Hi guys!

 

[MrsGungho]

Done shopping. Saved $168 on topof the $70 kohls cahs and only had to spend $34! Mommas happy today!

 

[HandK]

"And then he touched my naughty parts while muzzle sweeping me with my own gun!...I think he may have also planted a micro chip in my left butt cheek...and he stepped on my fingers and ALMOST broke them..but I got him back because I corrected his awful grammar!"

 

[Expat]

Hopefully no one finds this offensive, just wishing everyone a Happy St. Stephen's Day.

YouTube - 'Christmas Album' 11 The Wren Song

 

[HandK]

Hopefully no one finds this offensive, just wishing everyone a Happy St. Stephen's Day.

YouTube - 'Christmas Album' 11 The Wren Song

How can I be offended when I can't understand what they are saying!!!

 

[HandK]

Oh and Spasmo I loved the Banana thing from you tube, too funny!

 

[HandK]

Dang it!! I went to bed early last night and Jimmy, Kris, & Big's where in here, It was like old home week and I missed it!!

 

[HandK]

Well I guess I can just talk to my self!

 

[HandK]

That has worked for me before!