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[cornfused]

Dang is everybody taking a nap!?


I know I just woke up from mine!...

 

[Benny]

Merry Christmas my friends!

7:30 can't get here quick enough.

 

[Que]

Just got up from my nap and was put to work bringing in fire wood.

 

[singlesix]

Hit the lefts over again ... twice for the pies .. now it is nap time. Biggest laugh of the day was my Brother-in-law staying away from Christmas Dinner because of all the excepted SNOW ... he'll live this one down.

 

[Que]

More for the boy, I'm sure!

 

[Benny]

Crap, I just found out Indiana doesn't sell beer on Christmas.

Henderson, KY does, doesn't it?



I'm having a gathering at my place tonight and I'm not prepared.

 

[cornfused]

I just got a nice CL with blue mountains for ya Benny!

 

[Expat]

A couple cases of PBR will get the party rolling.

 

[Benny]

I just got a nice CL with blue mountains for ya Benny!

Huh?

A couple cases of PBR will get the party rolling.

Eww.

 

[cornfused]

Huh?

Coors Light with the blue mountains showing that it's nice and Cold!

 

[Benny]

Coors Light with the blue mountains showing that it's nice and Cold!

Ohh.



Eww.

 

[cornfused]

See zook, you diss CL and everybody stops talkin.

 

[Bigum1969]

Merry Christmas fellas!

Hope you all had a nice one!

 

[MrsGungho]

Merry Christmas guys and gals


Hope we all had a good day

thanks BJoe and expat for the reppage

 

[Bigum1969]

I was literally taking a in the bathroom down in the walkout basement...

I've got the fan going in there and I was in the middle of getting rid of about 5,000 calories of food.

Suddenly the door just opens... and it's my mother-in-law. I'm in the middle of a gigantic burst of with full sound effects and even some splash making it up between the legs...

She just looks at me and asks me where my wife is...

Apparently they came by to drop something off and went through our doors in the basement... Reason #1 to lock them.

I try and tell her that my wife is upstairs and a stomach crap kicks in and a mixture of chainsaw and blender sounds echo throughout the bathroom.

She then closes the door and leaves. WTF!

 

[Que]

I don't have enough rep for this one, but it's the best story I've heard so far!

 

[MrsGungho]

I was literally taking a in the bathroom down in the walkout basement...

I've got the fan going in there and I was in the middle of getting rid of about 5,000 calories of food.

Suddenly the door just opens... and it's my mother-in-law. I'm in the middle of a gigantic burst of with full sound effects and even some splash making it up between the legs...

She just looks at me and asks me where my wife is...

Apparently they came by to drop something off and went through our doors in the basement... Reason #1 to lock them.

I try and tell her that my wife is upstairs and a stomach crap kicks in and a mixture of chainsaw and blender sounds echo throughout the bathroom.

She then closes the door and leaves. WTF!

wow, she acted like it was nothing to see you sitting there taking a crap. wow

 

[Bigum1969]

wow, she acted like it was nothing to see you sitting there taking a crap. wow

She's not from the surface of the earth, if you know what I mean...

 

[MrsGungho]

She's not from the surface of the earth, if you know what I mean...

My mother isn't either, so yes I do know what you mean

 

[UncleMike]

She's not from the surface of the earth, if you know what I mean...

My mother isn't either, so yes I do know what you mean

I think it's written in the Indiana Constitution somewhere that every family must have at least one Extra Terrestrial member.