The official status update thread - I

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Night guys, I'm heading off to the home of la la land courtesy of an accordion (A sweet Vicodion accordion).

(You mean hydrocodone/ibuprofen.)

Night, champ.

 

[BloodEclipse]

Crippling pain, PT has the pain radiating through the collar bone. Think I'm gonna take a BFH to slam on his hand or foot. Friday I'm going to a Methodist Sports Center that's closer to the house, if the PT is a good looking FEMALE hotty I'll put up with the pain.

Least I can now move the arm some, have to lean back to get the right hand up to the keyboard to not raise the right arm to high, work in progress!

You just need a good nurse to help you with your pain. May I suggest this one?

 

[Benny]

(You mean hydrocodone/ibuprofen.)

Night, champ.

Pffft, what would you know?





***Reads previous post about ETG's occupation***



Oh, wait.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Pffft, what would you know?






***Reads previous post about ETG's occupation***



Oh, wait.

Lawlercopter.

I refuse to take anything except Tylenol or Ibuprofen or caffeine or ASA.
Then again, never had shoulder surgery.

I don't believe in the efficacy of most medicines, especially when most don't beat placebo-margins. Hell, until recently, all that was needed to bring a drug to market was proof, simply, that the drug would not cause death. That's it. Not that it actually worked or did anything useful, but rather, simply, WILL IT CAUSE MORE PEOPLE TO DIE TAKING IT THAN IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN IT?

And hell, if you'll recall Vioxx, they failed even at that simple task.

I don't trust anything they want to shove down my throat.

Drink some orange juice, eat some cheese and crackers, and wank.
Exercise, vitamin C, potassium, protein, fat, sodium, simple carbohydrates.

BAM, most ailments = SOLVED.

QED

 

[jclark]

You just need a good nurse to help you with your pain. May I suggest this one?

 

[jclark]

Morning folks!

 

[jclark]

999....and.....

 

[jclark]

This is my 1000th post in this thread.
I have reached a higher plateau of post whoring.

Now where is my prize?



( no pics of fat girls!)

 

[RelicHound]

why cant I be rich? I dont wanna go to work.

 

[BloodEclipse]

This is my 1000th post in this thread.
I have reached a higher plateau of post whoring.

Now where is my prize?



( no pics of fat girls!)

Right down your alley. Even has plumber crack!.

 

[SavageEagle]

Night guys, I'm heading off to the home of la la land courtesy of Hydrocordion (Vicodion).

They gave you some wimpy ! My percocets are stronger and I've only got a Kidney stone!!!

(You mean hydrocodone/ibuprofen.)

Night, champ.

Same difference, just actually has a pain killer in it.

Lawlercopter.

I refuse to take anything except Tylenol or Ibuprofen or caffeine or ASA.
Then again, never had shoulder surgery.

I don't believe in the efficacy of most medicines, especially when most don't beat placebo-margins. Hell, until recently, all that was needed to bring a drug to market was proof, simply, that the drug would not cause death. That's it. Not that it actually worked or did anything useful, but rather, simply, WILL IT CAUSE MORE PEOPLE TO DIE TAKING IT THAN IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN IT?

And hell, if you'll recall Vioxx, they failed even at that simple task.

I don't trust anything they want to shove down my throat.

Drink some orange juice, eat some cheese and crackers, and wank.
Exercise, vitamin C, potassium, protein, fat, sodium, simple carbohydrates.

BAM, most ailments = SOLVED.

QED

Gotta agree with you there. Except the only pain meds that are OTC that do me any good are Aleve. I don't even take that unless I HAVE to. I don't take meds for anything unless I'm DYING either. However, these percocets are a beauty to behold, if you know what I mean.


Alrighty, time to get ready for McCormicks Creek. IIRC I can still carry so that's a good thing.

 

[HandK]

Last night I had the shakes and chills... tonight I'm just plain hot.

You've been stalking your cat haven't you!!!

 

[LEaSH]

I just saw a weird cargo helicopter fly across the east side of Indy. I think it was kind of like this:

 

[jclark]

Right down your alley. Even has plumber crack!.

I wish that was my apprentice!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jclark]

I just saw a weird cargo helicopter fly across the east side of Indy. I think it was kind of like this:

That's a fat girl taxi.......to haul those 500 pounders to the buffet!!!!!!

 

[BloodEclipse]

I wish that was my apprentice!!!!!!!!!!

She looks like she knows her way around a pipe already.

 

[jclark]

She looks like she knows her way around a pipe already.

That's great!!!!! I love ones with experience!!!!!!!

 

[RelicHound]

ever get your thumb stuck in the mag tube of a shotgun? not fun at all! and its even harder to disassemble a shotgun with one hand

 

[lovemachine]

ever get your thumb stuck in the mag tube of a shotgun? not fun at all! and its even harder to disassemble a shotgun with one hand

That's hilarious!

 

[RelicHound]

That's hilarious!

my wife thought so too...she said
"Im not taking you to the hospital with a shotgun hanging off your thumb!...call your dad,maybe he knows what to do"
I had to take off the barrel and pull out the spring and follower through the top and then poor oil down the tube to get my thumb out. it all happened because the follower was stuck about 2" inside the tube so I stuck my thumb in there and pushed it with all I had and it broke loose.