The official status update thread - I

[Benny]

The wife did beat me with a sock with a bar of soap in it once!! but no knife yet!!

Dang, Full Metal Jacket style?

 

[lawrra]

Can't answer your question, but I just mailed off a $152.00 money order to Gibson County.

Gotta love that...my worst was over $400

 

[Benny]

Gotta love that...my worst was over $400

Construction or school zone?

 

[lawrra]

Construction or school zone?

Construction. Saw reduced speed ahead sign, and the lane closed ahead sign. I changed lanes and slowed down. Apparently, I didn't do both soon enough.

 

[Bigum1969]

Wish we had volcanoes in Indiana!

 

[lawrra]

Wish we had volcanoes in Indiana!

Volcanoes are really just angry mountains

 

[Bigum1969]

Volcanoes are really just angry mountains

Well, we don't have any of those either.

Heck, we really don't even have hills.

 

[Benny]

Construction. Saw reduced speed ahead sign, and the lane closed ahead sign. I changed lanes and slowed down. Apparently, I didn't do both soon enough.

Yeah, my 2nd of three tickets I've had was for going 11 over...It was late at night(I was tired), 30 seconds from my house and I didn't realize it until the next day that I was clocked and parked 20 feet from where the speed limit dropped down from 40 to 30...My ticket should have been for 1 MPH over the speed limit.

Complete BS, but could I actually fight it? No.

We don't have LEOs in Newburgh, just ticket givers...There is no crime here, so they have nothing to do but give out speeding tickets.

 

[Beau]

My nipples are hard.

 

[SavageEagle]

Percocet is my friend. Pain is my enemy. Death to Kidney stones! Good night all!

 

[Bigum1969]

My nipples are hard.

 

[lawrra]

My nipples are hard.

Go to bed

 

[Bigum1969]

Go to bed

I think he is already there...

 

[lawrra]

Drawings on money are funny.
Entertainment Web: 25 Hilarious Defaced Bills

 

[Bigum1969]

My cat just came in with a robe on smoking a pipe.

I'm sure he got laid again.

 

[lawrra]

My cat just came in with a robe on smoking a pipe.

I'm sure he got laid again.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Bigum1969]

Pics or it didn't happen.

He went back outside for some sloppy leftovers...

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

He went back outside for some sloppy leftovers...

I'd like to take this opportunity to speak up for all 8,000+ here for just one sentence, if I may:

That's super gross and no one gives a hell about your cat's sex life, brah.

 

[jclark]

Morning!!!!!
I had a busy day yesterday. Tilled up the garden, planted some stuff, went to a wedding, ate some crappy reception food, And went to visit my 43 yr. old brother in law who is leaving for the Army tomorrow. He re enlisted after 20 yrs.

 

[jclark]

Today I'm going to an Appleseed!