The official status update thread - I

[sj kahr k40]

You are going to wash the truck? Then get it dirtied up by putting a bunch of... well... THOSE people in it?

He needs a clean truck, it's going to be at my house all day and I have a reputation to uphold

 

[OAK]

It's covered in 5 layers of mud and clay... May help with the mpgs with all the traveling that's to be done.

 

[Joe Williams]

He needs a clean truck, it's going to be at my house all day and I have a reputation to uphold

Yes, I understand that.

But can a clean truck really help with that whole reputation thing?

 

[Joe Williams]

It's covered in 5 layers of mud and clay... May help with the mpgs with all the traveling that's to be done.

Who cares about MPG. Just charge 'em more.

 

[OAK]

He needs a clean truck, it's going to be at my house all day and I have a reputation to uphold

LOL then don't mind the rebel flag hanging off the back, steer horns on the front, air horns on the roof, and a bumper sticker that's says "My other truck has a turret" and "Warning driver serves... To hit small animals"!

 

[Joe Williams]

LOL then don't mind the rebel flag hanging off the back, steer horns on the front, air horns on the roof, and a bumper sticker that's says "My other truck has a turret" and "Warning driver serves for small animal"!

Don't forget the truck balls in the back, the car lashes in the front, and the nekkid chick mudflaps on all four wheels!

 

[OAK]

Don't forget the truck balls in the back, the car lashes in the front, and the nekkid chick mudflaps on all four wheels!

I do have the chrome truck nutz!!!

 

[Joe Williams]

I do have the chrome truck nutz!!!

Shine 'em up! Wax your nuts like you've never waxed them before!


You really want the sun to shine off of 'em like a spot light to get maximum attention from other people's neighbors.

 

[OAK]

Shine 'em up! Wax your nuts like you've never waxed them before!


You really want the sun to shine off of 'em like a spot light to get maximum attention from other people's neighbors.

LoL they are tarnished a bit!!! Moss is growing on the left one!

 

[sj kahr k40]

LOL then don't mind the rebel flag hanging off the back, steer horns on the front, air horns on the roof, and a bumper sticker that's says "My other truck has a turret" and "Warning driver serves... To hit small animals"!

We will park the truck behind the garage

 

[OAK]

We will park the truck behind the garage

LOL!

 

[Joe Williams]

We will park the truck behind the garage

This is easily overcome. A freshly washed truck with heavily waxed balls should be admired by as many people as possible.

Oak, don't forget to set the car alarm to go off at 2 minute intervals, volume set at max! Preferably, you can rig the car alarm to your "Dixie" air horn!

 

[sj kahr k40]

This is easily overcome. A freshly washed truck with heavily waxed balls should be admired by as many people as possible.

Oak, don't forget to set the car alarm to go off at 2 minute intervals, volume set at max! Preferably, you can rig the car alarm to your "Dixie" air horn!

If he does that my wife will destroy the truck trying to turn it off

 

[Joe Williams]

If he does that my wife will destroy the truck trying to turn it off

Wow... that doesn't seem very greatful. We are thinking of your reputation!

 

[OAK]

Wow... that doesn't seem very greatful. We are thinking of your reputation!

Actually he's driving his vehicle mine is chilling in his drive

 

[Joe Williams]

Actually he's driving his vehicle mine is chilling in his drive

Yes, I know. That gives your truck a perfect opportunity to cement his reputation for his neighbors!

They won't know who's truck it is, after all. With any luck, they'll think it's his new one.

 

[sj kahr k40]

Yes, I know. That gives your truck a perfect opportunity to cement his reputation for his neighbors!

They won't know who's truck it is, after all. With any luck, they'll think it's his new one.

My neighbors are a gas station and a CVS store, they are noisy as hell wouldn't notice if the truck blew up

 

[Joe Williams]

My neighbors are a gas station and a CVS store, they are noisy as hell wouldn't notice if the truck blew up

Well, that kind of takes the fun out of it.

Now I'm going to do all those things to my truck, except for the washing it part.

And park it on the street in front of some random person's house.

 

[Bigum1969]

Anyone here drink Bacardi 151?

 

[OAK]

Well I'm gonna jump off here... SJ I'll see you at 6!