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[evansvillethompsongunner]

That would be BASIC!

I used to program extended BASIC into my TI-99 4A when I was a kid.

Those were the days...

Alo, alo, alter Mann!

 

[Bigum1969]

Alo, alo, alter Mann!

Now you've lost me...

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Now you've lost me...

Hello, old man.
In German.

 

[Bigum1969]

Hello, old man.
In German.

I like bratwurst, does that count?

 

[360]

My wife is German, and I like German chocolate cake.

 

[Bigum1969]

I also like German women.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I like bratwurst, does that count?

Sure it does.
Man, I need to visit the Gerst Haus soon.
God, I love their fried ham rolls.

 

[Bigum1969]

Sure it does.
Man, I need to visit the Gerst Haus soon.
God, I love their fried ham rolls.

When I go there I end up getting some sampler plate that has 24 types of meat.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

When I go there I end up getting some sampler plate that has 24 types of meat.

When I go I just wind up getting high cholesterol and deliciousness.
Fried. Ham. Rolls.
Mashed potatoes and bratwurst, usually.

 

[Bigum1969]

When I go I just wind up getting high cholesterol and deliciousness.
Fried. Ham. Rolls.
Mashed potatoes and bratwurst, usually.

Those kraut balls are freakin' addictive as well.

 

[mk2ja]

FTR, I went for the run. It was my best time this week because I was just trying to get the heck out of the woods as fast as I could! Man, I am *not* making that run in the dark by myself again. I had my 1911 and my tacticool Coleman LED flashlight, but it was creepy as all get-out. Saw 4 rabbits, 1 possum, and 1 critter that skittered off ere I could ID it.

 

[SavageEagle]

CLS
PRINT "Party Time"
INPUT "Would you like to drink"; choice$
choice$ = UCASE$(choice$)
IF choice$ <> "YES" AND choice$ <> "Y" THEN
END
END IF
guesses% = 5
RANDOMIZE TIMER
target% = INT(RND * 10) + 1
WHILE guesses% > 0
INPUT "Pick a drink: ", guess%
IF guess% = target% THEN
PRINT "Your drunk!"
END
ELSE
guesses% = guesses% - 1
PRINT "Sorry, please drink again. You have ";guesses%;" beers left."
END IF
WEND

PRINT "You ran out of beers, the number was "; target%
END

Yes I copy and pasted that cause I didn't feel like re-writing a dead language. Just the basic code. I made my own changes.

 

[lawrra]

Those kraut balls are freakin' addictive as well.

Whoa...

 

[Bigum1969]

Whoa...

Agreed.

WTF. I didn't read that post before I hit send.

I ban myself.

 

[jclark]

I give up!

I gave up a long time ago. Now I just have fun with life and :fawk: what anyone thinks.

I gave up a long time ago.

Quitters.

 

[HandK]

Posting so this thread does not end on German anatomy!!

 

[RelicHound]

Posting so this thread does not end on German anatomy!!

Deutsch Anatomie? eww Ich liebe deutsche Frau mit groBer Brust, obwohl sie oft nicht rasieren ihre achseln.

 

[HandK]

Deutsch Anatomie? eww Ich liebe deutsche Frau mit groBer Brust, obwohl sie oft nicht rasieren ihre achseln.

Don't type with your mouth full of food!!! we can't understand you!!!

 

[RelicHound]

Don't type with your mouth full of food!!! we can't understand you!!!

oh sorry

 

[SavageEagle]

You all fail for letting this go 15 HOURS without a post. Bad INGOers.

So what's so much more important than BSing with us???