Almost. Almost 12 year point-spread. Ridiculous. Still good kids - and geniuses to boot. I fully expect both my younger brothers to solve half of humanity's troubles apiece, so no worries, guys - they're ON it.
There are 13 years between my brother and me... except I'm the younger one. That's definitely the better end to be on
No explosions tonight.
In fact, I'm kind of bound up.
All bound up, dang we need to put out a EAS for Bigum's neighborhood because when he pops, it'll be a heck of a poop.
I can seen it now....
Every emergency weather radio in the area starts toning with a " Emergency Alert Statement"
This is a Emergency Alert Statement, be advised that all residents in a area surrounding Bigum's house within a 2 mile radius be forewarned that he is experiencing a bound up status and that this is the only advanced notice you will receive unless you are within earshot and hear him bellow "There she blows" or or experience the ground shaking event.
Do not, I repeat do not try to be a hero, noxious fumes and poo that has the stickiness of tar will incapacitate you and render you helpless to the point that your escape from it's wrath of destruction will ne next to impossible.
I wonder what it'll look like once it comes out?
list and it was much more graphic and much more detailed than that...
