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[jclark]

She did.

Just me and my 6 year old today.

The roads can't be that bad......
It's mostly highway.

 

[Indybeer]

She lives in mojave in a winnebago
His name is bobby, he looks like a potato

She's in love with a boy
from the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute
When they let those suckers go

He's a slobberin' drunk at the palomino
They give him thirty days in san ber'dino

Well there's forty-four men
Stashed away in tank "c"
An' there's only one shower
But it don't apply to bobby

You may think they're
Dumb an' lonely
But you're wrong
'cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An' a cheap little ring
They don't care
'cause it don't mean a thing

Looka there...
They don't care

Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin' a wheel-o
He's her tootsie
She's for real-o
Trailer park heaven
It's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o


Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o

The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in san ber'dino
Just 60 miles, 60 miles
Down the san ber'dino freeway
They got some dark green air
An' you can choke all day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Rest of their lives

Say now
Ain't talkin' 'bout fontana
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout the redlands, no no
Zulch is the auto works
I'm telling you
That's where they take
All the cars that they hurt
Come on and let's all go down to san ber'dino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Let's-a go down down down
Down in san ber'dino
Wouldja b'lieve it
San ber'dino
San ber'dino
(got to call it)
San ber'dino
(c'mere)
San ber'dino
Etc., etc., etc.
The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino

Oh bobby, i'm sorry you gotta head like a potato
I really am

 

[RelicHound]

My sister said the roads where not to bad..she drove from Henderson to Owensboro this morning and didnt have any problems..said a few slick spots on the side roads. she has a jeep and said she drove 2wd all the way.

 

[HandK]

She lives in mojave in a winnebago
His name is bobby, he looks like a potato

She's in love with a boy
from the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute
When they let those suckers go

He's a slobberin' drunk at the palomino
They give him thirty days in san ber'dino

Well there's forty-four men
Stashed away in tank "c"
An' there's only one shower
But it don't apply to bobby

You may think they're
Dumb an' lonely
But you're wrong
'cause their love is strong
Stacked-up hair
An' a cheap little ring
They don't care
'cause it don't mean a thing

Looka there...
They don't care

Best-est way that
They can feel-o
Out on the highway
Rollin' a wheel-o
He's her tootsie
She's for real-o
Trailer park heaven
It's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o


Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o

The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in san ber'dino
Just 60 miles, 60 miles
Down the san ber'dino freeway
They got some dark green air
An' you can choke all day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives
Rest of their lives

Say now
Ain't talkin' 'bout fontana
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout the redlands, no no
Zulch is the auto works
I'm telling you
That's where they take
All the cars that they hurt
Come on and let's all go down to san ber'dino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Let's-a go down down down
Down in san ber'dino
Wouldja b'lieve it
San ber'dino
San ber'dino
(got to call it)
San ber'dino
(c'mere)
San ber'dino
Etc., etc., etc.
The rest of their lives
In san ber'dino

Oh bobby, i'm sorry you gotta head like a potato
I really am

???????

 

[jclark]

My sister said the roads where not to bad..she drove from Henderson to Owensboro this morning and didnt have any problems..said a few slick spots on the side roads. she has a jeep and said she drove 2wd all the way.

Alright. I'm ready to go. Shell is getting ready.

 

[RelicHound]

Alright. I'm ready to go. Shell is getting ready.

have fun! hope you guys find some deals!

 

[hunter_47443]

Sitting here in my jammies trying to get motivated to load firewood.
Supposed to take it to a woman two weeks ago.
She can't gripe, it's free.
First chance I had to load it, been busy & now the ground's frozen enough to do it.

Or, I could just have Mommy fry some bacon & stay home & play with my A-15 Kitty Cat!

 

[ATF Consumer]

Well I was banning everything.... I forgot about exempting a couple of things like Sex and bacon.
I guess I was just overwhelmed by another thread closure.

I thought this would have calmed down since Techres is no longer on the team.

 

[ATF Consumer]

Fair enough. Like I said I was honestly curious. In part because eventually these all tend to head towards well out of bounds.



I don't care if you guys are having fun, like I said in my post I wanted to know what the point was.

It's the same point as using IBTL pics that you also don't seem to understand.

 

[ATF Consumer]

I was just exercising, using the Wii Fit Plus and got a cramp in my foot so I had to stop...at least that is my excuse for stopping to post on here.

 

[RelicHound]

<<<has came to the conclusion that the springs that come with the volquartsen target and sear kit suck.

 

[D-Ric902]

Uh...........1911?

 

[RelicHound]

uh.....1923

 

[alxjmrk]

uh.....1923

uhh...2007?

 

[SavageEagle]

No no no no no. 1969.

 

[Indybeer]

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods great Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin

 

[ATF Consumer]

No no no no no. 1969.

Nineteen 69's would make for quite an eventful time.

 

[SavageEagle]

Nineteen 69's would make for quite an eventful time.

Better than nineteen 11's!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

And loved it!

What type of case was it?

I've always wanted to serve on a jury...

I think I'd make a half-way decent foreman.

 

[jclark]

What type of case was it?

I've always wanted to serve on a jury...

I think I'd make a half-way decent foreman.

I'm a great foreman!