The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

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When I was 4 I used to sit at the window and listen to thunderstorms. If my bedroom hadn't been on the second floor I may have gone outside too!

I fell out of my 2nd story window once when I was in high school. Well actually I fell out of the window bounced off the roof and the hit the ground. Airborne!!!

 

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Um you've met my 4 year old. She loves EVERYONE!! She'll run up to a total stranger and give them a hug

LOL yep. I think their both total sweet hearts!

 

[PapaScout]

I had to have a nice long talk with her about NOT climbing out the window. Not only is it a heck of a fall (we have high windows and are on a tall crawl space) but she could get kidnapped or something. You never know. That and the fact that now DCS is on us to make sure we aren't neglecting her or something lame like that

I know DCS is there to protect children, but it sounds like you're a good parent and don't need them to keep her safe. Is this the first time she's gone "overboard?"

 

[PapaScout]

I fell out of my 2nd story window once when I was in high school. Well actually I fell out of the window bounced off the roof and the hit the ground. Airborne!!!

HAHA! I sense a story. Care to share?

 

[Trigger Time]

Well I'm off. Take care yall

 

[RedneckReject]

I know DCS is there to protect children, but it sounds like you're a good parent and don't need them to keep her safe. Is this the first time she's gone "overboard?"

Yes and I've never had to deal with DCS before. And I know they're just trying to make sure she's being cared for properly but I assure you she is. She happened to wake up before I did. And instead of waking me up or watching TV she decided to climb onto her sister's bed and go out the window. We've since moved the bed she climbed on. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. Kids do weird things sometimes.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well I'm off. Take care yall

I will be soon. Pretty sure DCS is coming back later today to "check on us"

 

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HAHA! I sense a story. Care to share?

Yeah me and my good buddy were drinking and doing anything else we could get into out bodies. Being dumb ****s. Then I wanted to go make a cruise in the car. I woke up on the ground

 

[PapaScout]

Yes and I've never had to deal with DCS before. And I know they're just trying to make sure she's being cared for properly but I assure you she is. She happened to wake up before I did. And instead of waking me up or watching TV she decided to climb onto her sister's bed and go out the window. We've since moved the bed she climbed on. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. Kids do weird things sometimes.

Kids ARE weird. Like little aliens or something. I remember my middle son running on linoleum floors in socks. Are you kidding me?!?!?!? He slipped and hit his head on the fireplace hearth. Needed stitches. Should I have removed the flooring or socks? You pick.

 

[RedneckReject]

Kids ARE weird. Like little aliens or something. I remember my middle son running on linoleum floors in socks. Are you kidding me?!?!?!? He slipped and hit his head on the fireplace hearth. Needed stitches. Should I have removed the flooring or socks? You pick.

Yeah they're little oddballs for sure. My kids do the weirdest things. My little one likes to take a drink from her sippy cup then spit it into a toy teapot....THEN drink it. Gross.

 

[PapaScout]

Yeah me and my good buddy were drinking and doing anything else we could get into out bodies. Being dumb ****s. Then I wanted to go make a cruise in the car. I woke up on the ground

Classic! I mean... I never had any nights like that...

 

[Trigger Time]

I will be soon. Pretty sure DCS is coming back later today to "check on us"

Your nicer than me. I wouldn't have even talked to them the first time. I ain't got nothing to hide either but I don't trust any govt agents

 

[PapaScout]

Yeah they're little oddballs for sure. My kids do the weirdest things. My little one likes to take a drink from her sippy cup then spit it into a toy teapot....THEN drink it. Gross.

And we come full circle - you promised me gross.

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok I'm off to bed. I'm tired and I have to work tomorrow....just like every day. Almost two months without a day off. Damn I'm tired....but I do love the overtime

 

[RedneckReject]

And we come full circle - you promised me gross.

I never promise something if I can't deliver!!

 

[Trigger Time]

Classic! I mean... I never had any nights like that...

If you could put it in slow motion, I just hear r Kelly singing "I believe I can fly"

 

[RedneckReject]

Your nicer than me. I wouldn't have even talked to them the first time. I ain't got nothing to hide either but I don't trust any govt agents

Not talking to them would give them even MORE cause for suspicion. I don't want that. I just want them to come in, look around, see what's going on, and leave!

 

[PapaScout]

If you could put it in slow motion, I just hear r Kelly singing "I believe I can fly"

I must be old - I went with Pink Floyd! lol

 

[PapaScout]

Night RnR and TT. I'm off too but still can't sleep. Ugh...

 

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I must be old - I went with Pink Floyd! lol

Oh I spent many many many a night listening to the wall in my younger days