The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[PapaScout]

Woke up, confused, sore, hamburger, ingo, blanket, a/c, potty

Hamburgers at 5am? Dude...

 

[RedneckReject]

Sick I can handle. My sense of humor runs a bit...dark shall we say?

Same for the rest of the night crew

 

[RedneckReject]

Woke up, confused, sore, hamburger, ingo, blanket, a/c, potty

You can't be as confused when I woke up ass crack naked on my couch. I remember going to bed....I do NOT remember migrating out to the couch.

 

[PapaScout]

You can't be as confused when I woke up ass crack naked on my couch. I remember going to bed....I do NOT remember migrating out to the couch.

And THAT is why God invented Scotch Guard.

 

[Trigger Time]

You can't be as confused when I woke up ass crack naked on my couch. I remember going to bed....I do NOT remember migrating out to the couch.

Lmao!
na. Wife just got home from work and I didn't know where the **** I was. Baby wore me the **** out

 

[RedneckReject]

And THAT is why God invented Scotch Guard.

I'm pretty sure it was caused by God inventing booze but I could be mistaken on that one

 

[RedneckReject]

Lmao!
na. Wife just got home from work and I didn't know where the **** I was. Baby wore me the **** out

They do that. I'm so glad there are no more kids in my future. I love the ones I have but I am so done with the newborn baby thing

 

[Trigger Time]

Hamburgers at 5am? Dude...

I can eat anything at anytime. I've always been weird like that

 

[PapaScout]

They do that. I'm so glad there are no more kids in my future. I love the ones I have but I am so done with the newborn baby thing

Yeppers! Our youngest is 12. Wait for it!...Ahhhhhhhhh...

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeppers! Our youngest is 12. Wait for it!...Ahhhhhhhhh...

My youngest is two. My oldest is 16. I always have some type of drama going on

Edit: like my 4 year old climbing out windows and getting DCS called on us!!! Little sh**....

 

[PapaScout]

My youngest is two. My oldest is 16. I always have some type of drama going on

12, 15, and 18 here - all boys. It's been fairly easy over the years. Good kids. BUT I don't miss waking up at night with crying, hungry babies.

 

[RedneckReject]

12, 15, and 18 here - all boys. It's been fairly easy over the years. Good kids. BUT I don't miss waking up at night with crying, hungry babies.

I still do that sometimes with the littlest one. She has sleep issues. Her older sister can sleep through a tornado but she randomly wakes up crying for what seems to be no reason

 

[Trigger Time]

12, 15, and 18 here - all boys. It's been fairly easy over the years. Good kids. BUT I don't miss waking up at night with crying, hungry babies.

Yeah we were past that too. I don't know what the **** we were thinking? LOL

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah we were past that too. I don't know what the **** we were thinking? LOL

You weren't. I wasn't either....5 different times

 

[RedneckReject]

Balls!!!! I'm almost at 20K posts. Good God I am a post whore

 

[PapaScout]

When I was 4 I used to sit at the window and listen to thunderstorms. If my bedroom hadn't been on the second floor I may have gone outside too!

 

[PapaScout]

Balls!!!! I'm almost at 20K posts. Good God I am a post whore

I hear you get a free 1911 at 20k posts.... :-P

 

[Trigger Time]

You weren't. I wasn't either....5 different times

na we planned it. He had been sooooooo much easier than our daughter was. Pretty sure the kid was the spawn of hades. Now she's the sweetest most loving (almost to a fault) kid ever. Doesn't know a stranger, which is a pain is MY ass! I can't wait till she's old enough to date. NOT!

 

[RedneckReject]

When I was 4 I used to sit at the window and listen to thunderstorms. If my bedroom hadn't been on the second floor I may have gone outside too!

I had to have a nice long talk with her about NOT climbing out the window. Not only is it a heck of a fall (we have high windows and are on a tall crawl space) but she could get kidnapped or something. You never know. That and the fact that now DCS is on us to make sure we aren't neglecting her or something lame like that

 

[RedneckReject]

na we planned it. He had been sooooooo much easier than our daughter was. Pretty sure the kid was the spawn of hades. Now she's the sweetest most loving (almost to a fault) kid ever. Doesn't know a stranger, which is a pain is MY ass! I can't wait till she's old enough to date. NOT!

Um you've met my 4 year old. She loves EVERYONE!! She'll run up to a total stranger and give them a hug