The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[RedneckReject]

Can't sleep. What is this place?

This is where all the cool kids hang out. Do you know the secret password?

 

[Birds Away]

Hornshwaggle?

 

[RedneckReject]

Hornshwaggle?

Well I don't know. No one ever told me either. I just kind of assimilated into the group

 

[Birds Away]

Just avoid the secret handshake...trust me.

 

[RedneckReject]

Just avoid the secret handshake...trust me.

I heard it isn't really a HAND shake

 

[PapaScout]

Well I always wash my hands after I hornswaggle. Does that count?

 

[Birds Away]

Full body condom recommended.

 

[PapaScout]

Wait...we can say condom on this site?

 

[Birds Away]

Absolutely not!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wait...we can say condom on this site?

Seriously? You should hear (see) some of our late night chats. It's downright gross sometimes....most of the time

 

[Birds Away]

Yes, showering is required after a brief late night chat.

 

[PapaScout]

I should be sleeping instead of watching Orange Is The New Black and drinking rum. Why would I want to hear (read) gross stuff?

 

[Birds Away]

Indeed, why?

 

[Birds Away]

Speaking of which, time for a shower.

 

[PapaScout]

Like my dad used to say "Water in the well is getting lower and lower. Can't take a bath for six months or more. I've heard it's said (and it's true I'm sure) too much bathing will weaking ya!"

Okay Googling this now to see where he got it.

ETA: Looks like Hank Williams. Good to know...

 

[RedneckReject]

I should be sleeping instead of watching Orange Is The New Black and drinking rum. Why would I want to hear (read) gross stuff?

We're a sick bunch in here

 

[PapaScout]

We're a sick bunch in here

Sick I can handle. My sense of humor runs a bit...dark shall we say?

 

[Trigger Time]

Woke up, confused, sore, hamburger, ingo, blanket, a/c, potty

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Its hump day!?! I think....It is hump day!!!
Just driving thru, have a great day

 

[Trigger Time]

Hey glockman! Have a good day