If that's the case, you know where the AR is....
some things are better left unknown
This is no kidding, I've been to their headquarters in Tomball, TX. You'd better believe I was hoping for a hat or something when I was there, but no joy. Not even a semi attractive receptionist. Just a bunch of good ole' Texan's interested in making money in the oil industry.
There is a company called "Beaver Research." They have hats. True story.