The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 9

[jamil]

Somehow, this is all Trump's fault.

Of course. We need to appoint a special council to investigate until they can prove that he is causing explosive diarrhea through is sheer will. I understand there’s a dossier which includes evidence that he has Voodoo dolls, through which he is suspected to cast his spells of gastrointestinal discomfort.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[nipprdog]

...

 

[Jerchap2]

Of course. We need to appoint a special council to investigate until they can prove that he is causing explosive diarrhea through is sheer will. I understand there’s a dossier which includes evidence that he has Voodoo dolls, through which he is suspected to cast his spells of gastrointestinal discomfort.

There was a time not long ago we would have considered this beyond absurd. Now it is almost plausible. What a topsy turvey world this has become. And the long-term effects of what the Dems and so-called MSM are doing is well beyond retarded -- it is nothing short of evil. I do not use that word lightly.

 

[Phase2]

 

[actaeon277]

That is actually how a lot of subs have been sunk, all navies.

I know.

 

[printcraft]

Went and saw them this spring in Louisville, BEST concert I have ever been to.

So good in fact I’m going again in the fall in Noblesville. It was one hell of a show.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[HoughMade]

That is actually how a lot of subs have been sunk, all navies.

I thought there were lights and alarms and such...

...Wait, let me guess, someone saw "Run Silent, Run Deep" and is trying to do some Clark Gable super-fast diving stuff.

 

[JettaKnight]

I thought there were lights and alarms and such...

...Wait, let me guess, someone saw "Run Silent, Run Deep" and is trying to do some Clark Gable super-fast diving stuff.

It's an old Russian Akula sub, so all the alarms were unintelligible.

 

[HoughMade]

It's an old Russian Akula sub, so all the alarms were unintelligible.

That, and it's tough to hear the alarms over the singing.

 

[JettaKnight]

That, and it's tough to hear the alarms over the singing.

[video=youtube;zsC2ETsZL0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsC2ETsZL0g[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

Subs have sunk because of hatches.
You're supposed to check the board green, put positive pressure in the hull, check the pressure rise, then dive.
In the heat of things, stuff happens.

Battery fires and too much water used in firefighting are 2 other big causes.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

Don't even get me started on having to do a low pressure blow each morning in port, because the MBT vent valves leak, causing the sub to settle lower and lower, till one day the water starts coming into the after escape trunk, which is open for shore power cables.

 

[HoughMade]

HoughMade: NOT second guessing his decision to stay out of the water and in the mud.

 

[JettaKnight]

HoughMade: NOT second guessing his decision to stay out of the water and in the mud.

The sky is even farther from the water. Just sayin'.

 

[actaeon277]

Actaeon, laughing in the face of danger.
Actaeon crying, because everything hurts years later. Danger can be a time release MF.er

 

[actaeon277]

 

[eldirector]

Shakespeare's shovel?