The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[nipprdog]

There was a teller at my bank years ago named April Fuller.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Ericpwp]

It isn't new. Bill Lear of Lear Jet fame named his daughter Shanda. She wad Shanda Lear. There are other girls named Chrystal Shanda Lear. There are some really bad and cruel parents. Google unfortunate names. It's kinda sad.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/thanks-mom-and-dad

I am crying those are so funny.

 

[jamil]

I am crying those are so funny.

Phat Ho was particularly funny, but the number one was Bill Buttram. Mostly because his logo kinda appears to fit the name.

 

[Bill of Rights]

What's up with white people and the crazy names they give their kids?

Two nurses came into the mom's hospital room (Louisiana, most likely) and one, bringing the meal, asked, "You be wantin' your tray, den?" as the other was handing her the baby.

The rest is history.

 

[Bill of Rights]

My wife used to work with a "Mary Lou Rabbit", she tells me. The woman called in and won a radio contest, and the DJ asked her name, then said, "Oh, married to Jack?"

She said, "No, Jack is my son. Peter is my husband, and my daughter's name is Bunny."

From what I understand, it wasn't just a reply she'd come up with to people laughing at the name, either.

 

[Bill of Rights]

WTF? Janet Reno?

...

Ellen Ripley, maybe.

 

[Spear Dane]

 

[Bigtanker]

How about rifle golf.

http://volokh.com/2011/08/05/rifle-golf-americas-newest-shooting-sport/

 

[historian]

There was a teller at my bank years ago named April Fuller.

I work in student records.

Worst first name: Toeknee.

 

[Bigtanker]

I work in student records.

Worst first name: Toeknee.

That was originally the 4th member of a group of singers. But he couldn't dance so the let him go. You remember.....

 

[spencer rifle]

 

[Gluemanz28]

My moms maiden name is Mann. I used to tell people in front of her that "My Mom was a man before she got married". She would just glare at me and call my First, Middle and last name.

Her brothers son was named Chris Man. He named his daughter Tan Gerine Mann.

 

[TB1999]

I used to know a guy named Harry manass. Someone named their kid hairy man ass.

 

[ghuns]

My SIL used to work in a day care for low income kids. For a long time, the winner in the bad name contest there was Aquanet. Sadly, little Aquanet lost the title to Sh*thead. Pronounced Sha-teed.

 

[HoughMade]

I feel like a lot of these names were chosen at birth SPECIFICALLY to troll whitey 20 years in the future.

And to that I say: well played.

 

[Doug]

Anybody remember the Hiney Winery comercials on WIBC? The winery was run by Big Red and his brother Thor. Their sister, Ophelia, kept the books.

I heard about a lady whose first name was Ima and her last name was Schitter. Parents can be so cruel.

 

[Kaneda13]

 

[HoughMade]

Oh, to be certain, whitey has plenty of naming sins to account for.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

This baby is so Chicago that he owns a tavern on Halsted: