The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[Thor]

She's on one of those seemingly endless roads in the desert out west...if you don't pick her up she is going to die. I hear people say 'save the ta-ta's' all the time...get saving.

 

[Ballstater98]

Assuming it is still illegal to leave someone stranded in the remote desert in need of assistance, it would be my duty to provide aid.

 

[HubertGummer]

Its funny how many times pics of half naked women get quoted, not that I'm complaining.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[actaeon277]

Wake up with my heart pounding because I just realized I forget to set my alarm clock and I was just dreaming.

Because this never happens in real life.

Most likely.

Invite her sister.
Don

Well, since it's a dream..
If it's real, since it's so unlikely to happen in the first place, might as well double down.

Call in sick.

Retire...

Well, you can't tell them the real reason, they'd never believe it, probably call Human Resources on you.

Look around for her partner who is going to hit me with a tire iron, take my wallet and my vehicle.

And this would be the most likely scenario.
Happened to a shipmate of mine, oh so many years ago.
Face looked like he fell out of a tree and landed on the face.
Probably because that's where the majority of the blows landed as they beat him.

Get a new job. That looks way too far to drive to work.

Gay test... failed.

Just kidding.

 

[seedubs1]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

All signs exist for a reason.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

.... Sometimes they just find a way.

I suspect she's still on the same call she was on when she ran into the light post in an empty parking lot.

 

[jamil]

Ask, why the hell is a buxom women standing on hot pavement in the desert wearing a bikini? There has to be more to the story than meets the eye.

 

[actaeon277]

Ask, why the hell is a buxom women standing on hot pavement in the desert wearing a bikini? There has to be more to the story than meets the eye.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[HoughMade]

So close...

 

[Ericpwp]

Because, reasons.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[nipprdog]

[video=youtube;5yvRwG99jAA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yvRwG99jAA[/video]

 

[Bigtanker]

[video=youtube;5yvRwG99jAA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yvRwG99jAA[/video]

That's that Bloomington education for you. He's probably someone's doctor by now.

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube;y0yeMUtxwCE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0yeMUtxwCE[/video]

 

[Tanfodude]

That's that Bloomington education for you. He's probably someone's doctor by now.

The video description and the comment section failed big time, it's not University of Indiana.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Ask, why the hell is a buxom women standing on hot pavement in the desert wearing a bikini? There has to be more to the story than meets the eye.

Perhaps the secret is to be found under the bikini...