The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

My dog's calendar only has three modes.
You're home.
You're not home.
Yay! You came home.

 

[IndyTom]

Dogs have screwed up calendars.

Imagine trying to figure out when Easter is on their calendar. Just sayin'.

 

[rhino]

The 3 solar years are equal to 21 dog years.

Oops. I'm dumb and/or I don't read carefully.

Thank you for the correction, sir.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Wake up with my heart pounding because I just realized I forget to set my alarm clock and I was just dreaming.

Because this never happens in real life.

 

[Nazgul]

Invite her sister.

Don

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Call in sick.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Retire...

 

[HoughMade]

Look around for her partner who is going to hit me with a tire iron, take my wallet and my vehicle.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

I'll tell you something boys, that would pretty much be the end of me. . .but it would take four morticians to wipe the smile off my face!

 

[Tanfodude]

Actually, this is easy, go straight to work.

 

[Tanfodude]

Mr. Dog would be pretty old for a dog if he served for 21 years. It would be a like a 120 year old Navy SEAL.

The pic doesn't refer to that but I know what you're saying. Also that's a sad story. Just an out of place post IMO.

 

[patience0830]

Ride her?





If i were single, i mean.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

If she needs a ride, she'd better be specific, or she wouldn't get far down the road. Older days, I'd've snapped her in half, lengthwise.

 

[sharkey]

 

[Hoosierdood]

Get a new job. That looks way too far to drive to work.

 

[Bucky623]

 

[Ericpwp]

The pic doesn't refer to that but I know what you're saying. Also that's a sad story. Just an out of place post IMO.

Without context it's a funny pic. The story behind the pic demands context.

 

[wtburnette]

Look around for her partner who is going to hit me with a tire iron, take my wallet and my vehicle.

That is the most likely possibility in that scenario, if we're talking real life and not a Penthouse Letters inspired dream...

 

[Nazgul]

Look around for her partner who is going to hit me with a tire iron, take my wallet and my vehicle.

There was a time when this would have been worth it..........

Don