The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[actaeon277]

Is that how you hurt your back?

It is a big weapon. At least that's what I hear if it approaches the aft end.

 

[actaeon277]

So you were cleaning it, and it went off?

Occupational Hazard.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[AllenM]

29425387_1623171197797174_2210716338375098368_n by Allen Moore, on Flickr

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[jamil]

You can sort of daisy-chain bags around your neck if you have more to bring in than can fit around your belt and arms.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Huh...Never thought about belt carry before. That could save lots of 2nd trips out to the car...

 

[printcraft]

 

[jamil]

Fight or flight? Whatcha gonna do?

 

[2A_Tom]

Nothing is not your job.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[jamil]

Nothing is not your job.

I disagree. Just ran into something recently. Answering legal-use questions for license renewal on behalf of my employer is most definitely not my job.

 

[Doug]

The label says Saint Petersburg Police; I would have thought Broward County Sheriff.

 

[Alamo]

This is so spot-on that I was about to text it to my wife who is no doubt watching Bachelor at this very moment... and then I came to my senses.

 

[actaeon277]

This is so spot-on that I was about to text it to my wife who is no doubt watching Bachelor at this very moment... and then I came to my senses.

You must be getting older but wiser.

 

[actaeon277]

One night at the big mill, I was waiting on the 3rd floor for the elevator.
As the elevator was coming up, there was a loud screeching noise coming up with it.
I was thinking, maybe I don't want to take the elevator, sounds broke.
The doors open, and Betty C ran out screaming, and made a right hand turn.
Close behind her, a largish mouse ran out, he turned left.
Apparently, the mouse jumped on the elevator just as the doors closed, and didn't notice Betty C.
But he sure knew she was there when she started screaming.

Poor thing was probably more scared of her.


I think I literally did

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]