The Funny Pic Thread Part 13 - Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the right, Welcome to DC!

[Ballstater98]

 

[actaeon277]

Nice act, kill all the joy in the room!

It's what I do.
It's my superpower.
Just ask any of my ex-gfs.

 

[actaeon277]

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I have a small step stool for getting things in the back of the top cabinets.
Yesterday, I turned around in the kitchen, fast, to get something.
Put my middle toes right into it.
And then, 10 minutes later, did it again.

 

[Ballstater98]

I have a small step stool for getting things in the back of the top cabinets.
Yesterday, I turned around in the kitchen, fast, to get something.
Put my middle toes right into it.
And then, 10 minutes later, did it again.

I'd consider stop doing that and put it away.

 

[actaeon277]

I'd consider stop doing that and put it away.

Where were you yesterday?


And, I moved it. AFTER the 2nd time.

 

[Ballstater98]

Where were you yesterday?


And, I moved it. AFTER the 2nd time.

I was trying to convince you yesterday in mysterious ways. "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[actaeon277]

I think I MAY have looked like that.

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Bigtanker]

I think I MAY have looked like that.

Yeah. I did to last night. Missed a step going down stairs and did a ballerina toe fold under thingy. It even bled. My wife put a bandaid on it for me

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Hoosierdood]

Famous pick-up lines:

“Girl, you remind me of my little toe. You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.”

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I've got to get me a pair of these. And obligatory pic.

 

[Frosty]

Yeah. I did to last night. Missed a step going down stairs and did a ballerina toe fold under thingy. It even bled. My wife put a bandaid on it for me

I stubbed my toe at work, the whole nail bed is black three months later, I’m pretty sure the nail is cracked and the nail is obviously loose. Oh the expletives I said…

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I stubbed my toe at work, the whole nail bed is black three months later, I’m pretty sure the nail is cracked and the nail is obviously loose. Oh the expletives I said…

Mmm.... that looks fun. Decided to kick the bed with my left ankle a couple of months ago. Two doctor visits, an x ray, and a blood test later..... still dealing with it.

 

[Frosty]

Mmm.... that looks fun. Decided to kick the bed with my left ankle a couple of months ago. Two doctor visits, an x ray, and a blood test later..... still dealing with it.

Yes…. Fun… man ankle injuries seem to take forever to heal, I hope they get you mended up!

 

[Rookie]

Mmm.... that looks fun. Decided to kick the bed with my left ankle a couple of months ago. Two doctor visits, an x ray, and a blood test later..... still dealing with it.

When I built my bed frame, I thought about toes and ankles. My frame legs are about a foot inset. I'd have to hyper extend my knee to come close to it.

 

[PapaScout]

I thought the Little Death was something else entirely...

 

[jake blue]

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Edited to add... This just in

Juneteenth food fest canceled amid backlash over all-white host panel

It's a moment that feels like it was pulled from an episode of "Atlanta"

www.salon.com

So apparently "Unity" means "no white people" in the liberal lexicon.