THE FORUM IS UNDER ATTACK

[Eddie]

"And God quietly whispered, 'No.'"

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
-Rorschach

 

[lovemachine]

Based on all the posts here. I hope the SHTF never happens. NONE of us stand a chance. We're all screwed. Especially SE

 

[gunbunnies]

As requested by irishfan... the leader has arrived in her M113....

 

[SavageEagle]

Based on all the posts here. I hope the SHTF never happens. NONE of us stand a chance. We're all screwed. Especially SE

Oh, I beg to differ.

 

[gunbunnies]

Now that's how your suppose to stock a pantry....

SE your missing a couple pistols on the left side though...

 

[Lars]

Paladin gnome attacks with warhammer...


Please roll your d20 for damage, IndyMonkey.

Scutter01 raises his mighty Bah Hammer with malice aforethought. Roll.

 

[Eddie]

Scutter01 raises his mighty Bah Hammer with malice aforethought. Roll.

Man we should so get an INGO RPG event together...

 

[SavageEagle]

Now that's how your suppose to stock a pantry....

SE your missing a couple pistols on the left side though...

There, I added one. How's that?

 

[Bubba]

Scutter01 raises his mighty Bah Hammer with malice aforethought. Roll.

Scutter01 hasn't trained in the combat feat "Two Weapon Fighting". Take -4 to hit with the Bah Hammer and -6 to hit with the malice aforethought. Also, the DM rules that the added weight of the malice gives a -1 to any strength bonus to damage Scutter may have but can not reduce the total damage bonus below zero. Roll.

 

[smokingman]

The evil OOBamahussy monster has forced you to pray to his clerics to be healed.You may attempt to save vs mind control(roll D-20 with a bonus equal to your Intelligence)...there is also an Irss monster that is attempting to steal all your gold(save vs evil no bonus unless you have a high enough political clout skill).

 

[Field King]

The liarfox in is the henhouse, the liarfox is in the henhouse, code cash cow, cash cow, force multipliers all go, Roger!!!!

 

[Bubba]

I've heard OObamahussy's attempts at winning over the masses. That save vs. Mind control has a DC of 7. Piece of cake.

 

[smitty12b]

ALL IS WELL..The government will be here to help us....

 

[thompal]

funny as in I had to restart my computer last night and said eff it and went to bed. Weird stuff....

Ahh, still running Windows, are we?

 

[Jerry]

The liarfox in is the henhouse, the liarfox is in the henhouse, code cash cow, cash cow, force multipliers all go, Roger!!!!

You have a large market share of a low growth market?

 

[SavageEagle]

Ahh, still running Windows, are we?

XP. Wanting to start a dual boot with Red Hat unless you know of a better version.

 

[jclark]

WTH is all this dice rolling crap???
You guys are talking funny again.......did you guys all try the "special" brownies?

 

[smitty12b]

WTH is all this dice rolling crap???
You guys are talking funny again.......did you guys all try the "special" brownies?

Dude, your harshing my mellow

 

[rush176]

Hey look its the House of Representatives

Not enough botox

 

[gunbunnies]

SE, actually the way I'm seeing it your missing more like 15...

and on XP...

to Ubuntu or not to Ubuntu... that is the question.