The Democrat Primary Race Is Filling Up

[Alpo]

That is possible. I guess if he got pissed at them he could move Iowa to North Dakota. ND might not mind the swap.

Last I heard, ND was looking at changing its name to "Dakota".

 

[BugI02]

Were up to 71% now

Like downloading a video on dial up

 

[KittySlayer]

...down in your mother's basement. Where it's safe. And mommy can bring you hot pockets.

Ooh, I like it when mommy brings me my pajamas right out of the dryer and the pockets are still hot.

I got mad when mommy brought me my jeans hot out of the dryer. The metal rivets burned and the rivets also looked like bullets.

 

[Ingomike]

[video=youtube_share;3-7rqWVS6RU]https://youtu.be/3-7rqWVS6RU[/video]

 

[Vigilant]

Is Hillary somehow STILL manipulating the DNC?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shadow-former-hillary-clinton-staff-173510770.html

 

[Dead Duck]

So did they ever find the rest of the Iowa votes, or are we sticking with 62%? Perhaps the number that keeps Bernie where he is.

"So Mrs. Lincoln, have you enjoyed the first 62% of this play?"

Were up to 71% now

Oh..
Just give the rest of it to Buttgag. We know he can take it.

 

[SheepDog4Life]

I've never understood "open" primaries... just seems like an invitation for mischief. Hmmm... Indiana has an open primary...

USA Today: 'Operation Chaos': Republican voters aim to skew South Carolina Democratic primary
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ate-february-29-republican-voters/4665916002/

 

[ArcadiaGP]

There will be a minor correction to the last batch of results and we will be pushing an update momentarily.

https://twitter.com/iowademocrats/status/1225170253778444291

 

[Vigilant]

https://twitter.com/iowademocrats/status/1225170253778444291

Translated to real talk, “We’re not quite done changing the results”

 

[Dr.Midnight]

We use computers every day for banking, medicine, engineering, etc., and we expect instantaneous results. How friggin' hard is it to have a computer count 1,2,3,4,5. . .

 

[ArcadiaGP]

We use computers every day for banking, medicine, engineering, etc., and we expect instantaneous results. How friggin' hard is it to have a computer count 1,2,3,4,5. . .

Well when it gets to 99... it's going to roll back to 0.

 

[KittySlayer]

We use computers every day for banking, medicine, engineering, etc., and we expect instantaneous results. How friggin' hard is it to have a computer count 1,2,3,4,5. . .

Harder than it looks. This ain't Sesame Street counting.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

Harder than it looks. This ain't Sesame Street counting.

Not buying it. We trade stocks and currency instantaneously, so why can't the Democrats design a program to cheat and swindle more efficiently?

 

[Vigilant]

Not buying it. We trade stocks and currency instantaneously, so why can't the Democrats design a program to cheat and swindle more efficiently?

Supposedly Hillary had a hand in the program design, so I’m sure the cheating and swindling were pegged at 11


ETA: not so much a hand in it as ties to it, but still pegged at 11

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Supposedly Hillary had a hand in the program design, so I’m sure the cheating and swindling were pegged at 11


ETA: not so much a hand in it as ties to it, but still pegged at 11

How appropriate was it that the company behind the app was named "Shadow, Inc."? I mean c'mon... Nefarious is built right into their name.

 

[2A_Tom]

Dr. Evil Inc.

 

[Ark]

https://twitter.com/iowademocrats/status/1225170253778444291

Glenn Greenwald's reply, lmao.

Trump must be dancing around the Oval Office right now. The DNC's credibility in Iowa has blown up so spectacularly that the windows rattled here in Indiana.

 

[DadSmith]

Pete has taken the lead in Iowa lol.

 

[Brad69]

So Ol Joe has never won a single primary but he is the front runner?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Iowa Dem Party just released another batch: The Buttigieg SDE leads has fallen from 16 to 4.

Amazing how that works